Marcy: Ducks Are Better Than Rabbits.

Marcy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Anne: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sasha: Ducks are delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Anne: We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!

Sasha: Flavor counts!

Anne: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Sprig: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Anne: Ok, but-

Sprig: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sasha: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Anne: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASHA!

Sasha: ONLY IF YOU BET ON IT, ANNE!

Marcy: I- Jesus-

Waitress: And what would you like?

Darcy: I wish to devour the unborn

Andrias: eggs, it wants eggs

Marcy: What do you think Sasha will do for a distraction?

Anne: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Anne: ... or they could do that.

Eda: [Reading Bump's review] You meant "stronger" here, right?

Bump: What does it say?

Eda: "I'm pleased to report Hexside is stranger than it was a year ago."

Bump: That's a mistake.

Eda: Could go either way.

Hunter: I want to be a caterpillar.

Willow: Explain?

Hunter: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful

Willow: You know that they have a ifespan of like two weeks right?

Hunter: That's another highlight

Willow: hUNTER NO-

Anne: You know what your problem is? You're really pretty, so no one ever told you to shut the fuck up.

Sasha: You think I'm pretty?

Anne: Shut the fuck up!