Wade's Undiagnosed ADHD (giggling Everytime Logan Stabs Him) Is Only Ever Matched By Logan's Undiagnosed

wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

Jfjskfns would absolutely love to hear this au of yours!!

some silly little headcanons i have specifically for my au of the outsiders that i felt the need to write down all in one place.

after their parents died, darry made a deal with the state that he could keep his brothers as long as they're able to support themselves

so darry got three jobs, roofer, contractor, and uh...yk what.

two-bit who was almost 18 started working at a grocery store cause i said so

dally managed to get a job as a bartender at bucks

and ofc soda and steve work at the dx

johnny and pony don't have jobs yet cause the others don't want them to because they're "too young"

(when really they're 14 and 15 and are in fact old enough)

when everyone else is at work, johnny and pony stay home and watch movies. like binge watch.

they once thought they could handle horror movies.

they couldnt.

they were latching on to darry when he got home.

dinner at their house is chaotic.

they're yapping over each other and darry's trying to get them to settle down so that people don't report a noise complaint on them.

how to bribe the curtises?

not money.

not gold.

these big backs only listen when there's dessert involved.

even after a 12 course meal, if they're hungry in the middle of the night and sneak out to the kitchen, there will most likely already be someone there

steve and soda used to share a room.

keyword: used to

they would stay up all night giggling and shi

same thing with pony and johnny.

so steve and pony swapped rooms.

darry regrets it cause now soda and pony cant stop giggling, but he can't stop it so he just gave up

so therefore dally and two bit share a room.

dally isn't thrilled

two bit yaps

dally needs sleep or he'll be grumpy in the morning

but two-bit contradicts him saying that dally is gonna be grumpy either way.

and then dally comes at him about still living in the house as an adult and then teases him for his lack of ability to pull

dally would try to find a way to get darry to let him sleep in his room if darry weren't such a heavy snorer

(dally snores too)

(but he refuses to accept it)

darrys the type to need his morning coffee before speaking to anyone

dal just doesnt want to speak to anyone

ponys a night owl.

they'll tell him to go to sleep and pony will be like "just one more chapter"

but he keeps reading and suddenly the birds are chirping

johnny tried to protest this once back when they shared a room

to say he'll stay awake too unless pony goes to sleep

he fails and ends up falling asleep.

pony gives him a pat on the head and continues to stay awake until the sun shined through the window.

pony then proceeds to sleep the day away

(same)

Jfnsifns I'm sorry, his last word being what?

You mean to tell me ... That both Johnny and Dally's last words ... Were to or about Pony??

my favorite headcannon is that dally is an honorary older brother to ponyboy. just the way he saw mrs. curtis as a mother figure and even took care of pony after his parents' death- he loves that kid and his family.

e.g.

inviting pony to hang out with him after soda told pony he wasn't allowed to hangout with him and steve ("little kids are allowed")

choosing to hang out at the movies after pony was just jumped for going to the movies alone

getting pony food without having to ask if he wanted anything (and theoretically paying for it...)

asking pony if he was freezing and giving him his leather jacket (also lecturing him saying he was going to get pneumonia)

making sure he was safe (risking his own life to get pony out of the church, putting out the fire on his arm, and then lecturing him again at the hospital)

honorary mentions from deleted scenes

asked pony how his milkshake was, and when pony complained, dally tested it out and complained to the worker

told pony to be a good boy after harassing people with paper straw wrappers, and pony replied, "yes, pops 😔"

pony is the youngest and he doesn't always make the best decisions. since soda and darry can't always be there to watch him, dally naturally takes on the older brother role when he's around pony. though he doesn't do it most kindly, the intention is there.

& his last word being pony is all the confirmation i need. </3

one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this

and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭

What's Sicktember? /genq

UPDATEEE

I'm writing the stuff for my latest collection of oneshots (sicktember) if like anyone is reading and im sorry for the wait but ive got class and stuff so it might take a little while but IT IS IN THE WORKS :)))