Happy 4th Of July!

Happy 4th of July!

I started pulling for Nilou, but all I gotten was Beidou's

Baby please! I already C6 you, can't you calm down. You're already my main as well!

Smack talking to Sagau impostor au characters: Dottore edition

-Boy, how the hell did come from looking like the annoying theater kid and the annoying nerd in the front of the class that goes "Uh actually- 🤓" everytime the teacher says something.

To looking like your stereotypical emo villain that's a background character in One Punch Man?

-Did you try to change your style after your 50th restraining order? Like damn, the only reason people like your creepy ass is cuz you gotten a glow up. Yet the only constant is that you probably still don't get any maidens.

-I can't take you seriously when you're looking like you just listen to Skillet's "Monster" classical music cover.

-Your hair looks like the failure of someone trying to make Baja-blast ice cream

-(probably my weakest) Albedo called and he wants his coat back

Aranara Mafia AU

-> Pt. 2

In Liyue, because of the recent famine, everything's also been collapsing, slowly but surely.

Ever since the Impostor disappeared, Liyue's trading ports have been closed due to how unstable the waters have been. Many suspect that it's a punishment from The Divine one for failing to capture the Impostor.

A few weeks since all ports in Liyue have shut down, the millelith started reporting more frequent robberies, mostly from small shops.

Oddly enough, the only things that went missing were either seeds for various fruits and vegetables, or fertilizer. Sometimes even mora in large quantities.

Because of the lack of seeds and fertile land, fresh food is now a rare delicacy. The common folk are forced to eat nothing but dried grain and snow.

Today is another ordinary day in Wangsheng Funeral parlor. Due to malnutrition everywhere, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor has been making quite a lot of mora.

Until one day, they receive an odd request from a customer. This customer in particular was from a group of anonymous people. But during these hard times, mora is mora, so they comply.

The request was to go to the Chasm, at midnight, around Cinnabar cliff, with 3 wooden coffins. So HuTao and Zhongli went there and arrived exactly at 12 AM.

Once they reached there, there was no one..? They tried searching the area a few times, but found nothing so HuTao went back to Liyue Harbour first, then after around 45 minutes Zhongli gave up and planned on going back to Liyue

His plan was interrupted as a bush started rustling near him. And from the bush emerged a small.. radish..? It was wearing sunglasses and a suit, smoking a cigar while holding a gun aimed directly at his head.

"Dig. Now."

Zhongli was slightly flabbergasted, about to disarm the small radish when another, and another, and another

Until around 8 popped out, all armed with guns.

"Hmph. Like I said, dig now, or else." The one smoking the cigar said. And so, Zhongli dug 3 holes, wondering if he's dreaming or erosion's finally taking a toll on his eyesight.

The other 7 radishes dragged out 3 dead millelith soldiers, putting each in a coffin one by one. At this point, Zhongli didn't know what to do at this point, he was confused, slightly scared, and more flabbergasted than ever. If he told anyone else about this, they'd send Zhongli to a mental asylum (if they exist in Teyvat) or laugh it off, thinking he was a silly old man with silly stories.

Once the radishes finished pushing the coffins into the recently dug holes, they walked away. The first radish, that's still smoking his cigar, hands Zhongli a leaf with a weird drawing on it and leaves a sack on the ground.

Meanwhile, in Vanarana

You should've kept your phone safely in your room.

If you had done that, then maybe the aranara wouldn't have tried making a gun.

Maybe they wouldn't have succeeded and made more.

Maybe the 3 millelith who were patrolling near Sumeru's entrance would still be alive.

Or maybe, the aranara wouldn't be attempting to make a full-blown nuclear bomb.

The aranara dance around you, giving you flowercrowns and thanking you for the knowledge you(r phone) gave them, now they're able to defend themselves against marana and evil nara around.

Should I make the next chapter about the Aranara testing nuclear weapons on Inazuma?

Also the aranara smoking a cigar is Arabalika :]

Oh god I'm conflicted on what I should name my Wanderer. I'm thinking of naming him "Boy" like Kratos done. But now I'm second guessing

So I decided to do one pull and can I say

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

Man, the RNG gods have blessed me!

Or was it the sagau characters that have done this?! Hmm?!?!