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SAGAU Imagine With Reader That Has Toon Force Like Looney Tunes The Chaos Of The Acolytes Seeing Reader

SAGAU imagine with reader that has toon force like looney tunes the chaos of the acolytes seeing reader get flatten by something big falling on them then they pull out a pump and pump themselves back to normal or if it's an imposter au reader is messing with them in the most chaotic and unexplainable ways ever

(Normal cult au)

After your descent into the realm of Genshin, you were accepted very kindly by your acolytes. But the Abyss Order never wished that you would spend your time with those heathens. So they plan to take out your "guards" (the ones that mostly seen with you) in Teyvat and just so have it, Jean was taking a stroll throughout Mondstadt and they plan to drop a boulder on her.

As they pushed it over a cliff, they didn't know that you were with her on that walk. So the boulder of course comically landed on you and not her. Jean, being scared for your life, used her Anemo power to push the boulder off you. What see only saw was you flattened like a pancake. She was on the verge of tears as you lifted your arm up and a smack noise as you then put your thumb in your mouth and blow into it. While doing this, you began to inflate yourself back to normal size. But you were still dazed as birds flew around your head. While watching this, Jean went through a mix of emotions of sad, confusion, relief, and the urge to laugh.

The two of you went back to the City of Mondstadt as Jean then explained to others about your "ability".

Congrats, you somehow started to be the entertainer of kids.

(Impostor au)-

You were running from a mob of...well basically everyone as your legs were doing that whole spinning thing like the Road Runner cartoon. The cult being the cult didn't pay attention to this as they chased you. But Xiao actually caught up and stabbed you in the back. Instead of the expected blood, air burst out of your wound like you were a balloon. As you deflate you flew throughout the air and far away from them.

Some of the bloodthirsty believers thought they made the biggest mistake of their life as others thought that you were an actual cheap copy of their divine creator.

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