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day 10 for @jeguluskinktoberr prompt: marking/bites
THE return of demon james!!!

zombie apocalypse au but i think pandora should be the one to accidentally cause the zombie apocalypse in the first place with a too ambitious failed experiment of some kind… when her brother turns she keeps him on a leash and refuses to kill him or even acknowledge that he isn’t her twin brother anymore
Reg thinking he might be ace because all of his partners don't care about him during sex and just use him for their own pleasure so he tells that to evan/barty/both and they make him discover real pleasure
slap - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 201
"No, Potter," Lily rolled her eyes, two steps ahead of him on the way to their Potions class.
"But Evansss," he whined, frowning, "why not?"
She stopped short, turning and looking him in the eye. "Because. First of all, I don't fancy you. And second, you don't fancy me. You fancy someone else."
James scoffed, but his stomach flip-flopped. "You dont-of course I-" She didn't know. Nobody knew.
But Lily just chuckled and led him toward the dungeons. "I'll tell you what, James. If you can make it through this next lesson and still tell me it's me you want, I'll go to Hogsmeade with you, alright?" Her face was maddeningly superior and he crossed his arms, following her.
"Why would one lesson make me-" But at that moment they entered the Potions classroom and the smell slapped him in the face.
Mint. Citrus. Broom polish, damp Earth, and the smell of rain. Gasping, James turned to Lily and blinked stupidly.
"Do you smell lilies, James," she smirked, gesturing to the Amortentia bubbling happily on the table. "Or do you happen to smell someone a bit more Slytherin?"
Sighing, James sank into his seat. There was no used denying it anymore.
AU where Barty never stopped looking for Regulus when he was pronounced dead because Regulus can’t just die. AU where Barty drove himself mad living off of energy and nutrient potions because he didn’t have time to doddle what if regulus needed him?! AU where Barty looked and looked and actually found him. AU where Barty’s search amounts to a lake with docile inferi and the love of his life he,d down at the bottom by them. AU where in a grief induced magical rage, he fights and leaves with Regulus’ cold, dripping body in his arms and keeps it for himself.
Barty refuses to think that after everything regulus was, after eveyrthing he fought for, regulus was just gone. It can’t be real, he has to be able to do something. So he meticulously maintains his corpse, using deep,y dark magic he clawed and bit to get his hands on to revert it back to its previous state, to a point it looks as if regulus is simply sleeping in his home, but he never wakes up.
Barty lovingly tucking regulus into his bed so he can further delude himself into believing his love, his heart, is just sleeping with a kiss to his forehead and a lingering touch over every part of him. Barty who watches as his chest doesn’t rise and fall and closes his eyes to escape it. Barty who gives in after what feels like eternity to climb into the bed himself and nuzzle his head back where it belongs, against Regulus’ chest. He moves regulus’ arms to wrap loosely over his neck and sighs in relief because finally he’s back in his arms. Barty who sleeps, really sleeps, for the first time in weeks in this bed he made with a corpse in tow.
Barty who spends his time sitting by Regulus’ body with his head knocked against one of regulus’ hands or maybe in his cold lap and simply begs him to wake up but he won’t. Barty sniffling when he presses kisses to his lover’s cold face and whispering ‘don’t cry darling’ and he can’t tell if he’s talking to regulus or if regulus is talking to him.
Barty who whispers in his own home because as much as he desperately begs and wishes for regulus to wake up, he’s gotten into habit of fearing that just as much. He looks at Regulus like he could wake up at any moment, like a Jack in a box ready to spring, and he can’t help but brace himself for some sort of impact. He’s afraid, but he’s hopeful, and still so utterly in love.
Barty who murmurs sweet nothings amidst his apologies for being too loud to a body who can’t hear him, ‘I’m sorry my lovely go back to sleep.’
And then years later, after yet another separation and time locked away in his own mind behind imperio, Barty swears he hears the dementor whisper in a voice he’s been craving so for all his life ‘Come to bed, my love.’
jealous - October 10 - jegulus - @stag-microfic - word count: 297 - slightly NSFW
"Oh....my God," Regulus whispered, a shit-eating grin covering his entire face.
"What?" James asked, blinking, trying to control his racing heart.
"You're jealous!" Regulus gasped, chuckling as he gazed at his roommate.
They'd been discussing Regulus's latest fling over breakfast, a box of sugary cereal between them. James had been harping on about how he was not a fan of Regulus and Barty Crouch Jr. continuing on with their 'friends with benefits' arrangement. It was, as he said, not good enough for Regulus. Crouch obviously was using him and Regulus could do much better.
But now, with Regulus pointing his spoon accusatorily at James, he found himself nervous, like the spoon was a weapon. "I'm not jealous," he mumbled, furrowing his eyebrows.
"You are!" Regulus taunted, crossing his arms. "You're mad Barty and I are fucking? What are you going to do about it, hmm?"
And suddenly, every emotion James felt when Regulus brought Barty back to his room magnified. The anger and frustration and yes, jealousy, because Crouch wasn't good enough for Regulus. James was good enough for Regulus.
If Regulus wanted him to do something about it, then who was he to say no?
So he lunged across their little table, grasping the back of Regulus's neck, claiming his lips in a heated kiss, trying to put all of his pent-up need and emotions into the way his lips moved against the other man's.
And thankfully, Regulus responded, whining softly, opening his mouth instantly, allowing James to kiss him like they wouldn't survive the morning.
But as he pulled back, Regulus bit his lip, murmuring, "I...I thought you were jealous because you wanted Barty."
James blinked, terrified for one awful moment that he'd messed up.
"I'm glad you didn't," Regulus finished, pulling him forward again.
negative - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 270
"Shit," James mumbled, fumbling with his fork for the fifth time that evening, blushing scarlet and trying not to allow the negative thoughts in his head to overtake him.
Usually, he was the epitome of smooth-talking. Confident and sure of himself. For weeks, he'd been flirting, throwing pickup lines, doing everything he could to pull a laugh or a scandalized reaction, just to see that beautiful face turn to him. But for some reason, now that they were finally here, now that he'd finally gotten this date, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmingly nervous.
Grey eyes bore into his soul from across the table, the quiet Slytherin just staring at him with an unreadable expression as he mumbled to himself and tried to regain his composure.
Then, for the first time in quite a few minutes, Regulus initiated conversation. "Potter," he said, a tone of wonder in his voice, "are you nervous?"
James blushed deeper and chuckled, shrugging. "S'pose I am."
And, wondrously, a cool, pale, thin hand reached across the table to grab his shaking one, anchoring him to reality. "James...I wouldn't have agreed to come here with you if I didn't...I mean..." Regulus sighed, twisting his perfect lips in frustration as he tried to find the words for his emotions. "You don't need to be anxious. I'm not sure how, but you've already made quite the impression. I'm not going to suddenly change my mind. Just...be your obnoxious self, alright?"
Heart fluttering, James grinned, gripping Regulus's hand. "Reggie, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple."
Snorting in disgust, Regulus rolled his eyes. "That's more like it."
Lucky
Thanks to @moonypie1999 for this awesome idea!
"Jamie? Are you alright, love?"
James awoke to two blurry figures hovering above him, and blinked continually, trying to pull his vision into focus. It wasn't until cool hands placed glasses onto his face that he remembered he needed them.
He soon forgot all about that, though, when he took in the two people in front of him.
One was short, his black curls falling artfully over his worried face, pale skin causing his grey eyes to draw even more focus on his beautiful silhouette.
The other was a bit taller. Her shiny, red hair fell in waves past her shoulders and her green eyes and freckles kept drawing James's gaze this way and that.
They were both stunning.
"Wow" he mumbled, dazed by both of their presences.
The two people looked at each other and giggled, both reaching for him. For a moment, a small, crazy moment, James allowed himself to hope. He knew he was out of it. He remembered coming to the hospital for some sort of procedure, and he hoped maybe, maybe, one of them was here because they were with him. But then his heart sank. Because he noticed wedding rings on both of their left hands. "Oh, fuck," he muttered, pouting a bit.
"What's wrong, James?" the redhead asked, touching his face and making him blush.
"Th'two f'you r'good t'gethr," he slurred, looking back and forth. "So pretty."
The man chuckled again. "You think we look good together?" he asked, wrapping his arm around the girl and grinning.
Frowning, James nodded. "Hmmm."
"James. We're married to you, too, baby," the redhead laughed, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "Those meds really did a number on you, huh?"
Face hot to her touch, James blinked dazedly. "Both've you?" he asked, awe clear in his voice. He was clearly the luckiest man on the planet.
The man grinned, leaning down and kissing him as well. "Yes. My brother was quite shocked by it as well. But trust me, its quite nice. We'll remind you of how nice it is when we take you home in a few days."
James gasped with delight as the girl let out a disapproving sound, elbowing her husband.
Their husband. Fuck, he really was lucky.







Preview of the tweets I'm gonna put on TikTok when I finally get the energy to make the rest


this actually the funniest (and truest) tweet ever
"Moony!" Grinning wildly with a new idea
"Moony" Casually, the overuse of a new insider joke
"Moony?" A careful question calling him back to reality
"Moony..." The first thing he hears after a bad fullmoon
"Moony-" A silent plea, begging for forgiveness
"Moony?" A little confused, unsure at first as their lips touch for the first time.
"Moony!" A desperate moan, wanting- needing more.
"Moony" Whispered late at night into his ear with a loving smile
"Moony!" The joyful cry, full of hopes and dreams for their future
"Moony..." Whenever he has to leave for a mission
"Moony!" Whenever he comes back
"Moony" Suddenly colder
"Moony!" After thirteen years
"Moony?" Begging for forgiveness even when there's nothing to be forgiven
"Moony" Just like the good old times
"Moon-" As he loses him a second time





Spiderverse part.2
So yeah…. This one wasn’t planned at all, when I published the first one I thought it as a standalone, but then people asked for Reg’s version and I just had to do it. I was thinking at first of making James a villain, but that didn’t sit right with me, so then I remembered canon, and yeah, that was the one.
To be clear Regulus in his universe had a relationship with his James, but chose to erase himself and all they lived together for James’s safety. So after that James met Lily, and they fell in love. I want to make clear that this James is genuinely happy and in love, for him Lily is the only person he ever fell in love with. Regulus had to say goodbye to the person he loved the most and see him make a life with someone else. After that he made himself forget James, and he was getting there. Till he got to this other universe where James was spider-man, and he had no other option than to stay with him.
Huge thank you to Yaz for helping me to get the writing better 💕 te amo perre 💕





Spiderverse part.2
So yeah…. This one wasn’t planned at all, when I published the first one I thought it as a standalone, but then people asked for Reg’s version and I just had to do it. I was thinking at first of making James a villain, but that didn’t sit right with me, so then I remembered canon, and yeah, that was the one.
To be clear Regulus in his universe had a relationship with his James, but chose to erase himself and all they lived together for James’s safety. So after that James met Lily, and they fell in love. I want to make clear that this James is genuinely happy and in love, for him Lily is the only person he ever fell in love with. Regulus had to say goodbye to the person he loved the most and see him make a life with someone else. After that he made himself forget James, and he was getting there. Till he got to this other universe where James was spider-man, and he had no other option than to stay with him.
Huge thank you to Yaz for helping me to get the writing better 💕 te amo perre 💕
nora sakavic has always been relatable as fuck i fear

trousers - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 204
"James," Regulus admonished sternly, but a smile flickered at the corner of his lips, "where have you hidden my trousers?"
Laying on his bed, bare chest uncovered by blankets and smile making his entire face light up, James shrugged. "I don't remember the trousers to which you're referring."
"The trousers I wore to come to your flat!" Regulus hissed, but he choked back a laugh. "I have to go, James, or Barty and Evan will wonder why I'm not home!"
"Well. It seems like you're in quite the predicament, then," James said seriously, one hand coming to circle around Regulus's thin wrist. "Maybe you should just give up and come back to bed?"
It was tempting. So tempting. But he had an exam in the morning and two nosy roommates. And, of course, he'd already 'come back to bed' twice that evening. So, he slipped from James's grip, pecked him on the cheek, and grabbed a pair of folded joggers from nearby. "Don't expect to get these back!" he sang, slipping them over his hips and heading for the door.
"They look much better on you, anyway!" he heard James yell as he exited the apartment.
He couldn't stop grinning all the way home.
sirius who wears leather jackets and paints his nails black and rides a motorbike and grew up in a violent angry house who else could he have fallen for but remus who is soft and sweet, who bites his nails and has brown curls that turn golden in the sunlight and falls asleep in armchairs, who is gentle and forgiving. sirius who always thought the world was violent and angry but who met remus and realised the world has love and softness as well
hi :) ♥
Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!!
ohh that's so sweet!!! I don't know what to say tho hahahahha
how I can sleep in any situation
my hyper focuses (I love them so much they are part of me)
how I react to my hyper focuses (love to be 100% obsessed with something, it's delicious)
my nails (I love doing them, it's like therapy)
my eyebrows (very random but I like them so much)
I don't think I have 10 followers nor do I know how to use tumblr to send people things like that, somebody help 😭😭😭😭
also, once again I accidentally added the question thing and don't know how to take it off, I'm gonna kms