I'm Telling My Little Siblings A Short Version Of Tgcf, As A Bedtime Story. I'm Trying To Um, Gloss Over

I'm telling my little siblings a short version of tgcf, as a bedtime story. I'm trying to um, gloss over the gory parts, but I'm not sure this was the best idea...

It started with my brother crying on a pillow, so I told him about how the tears make it look like the pillow has a face, then I remembered the Human Face Disease and told him about that, which I admit was really stupid on my part, and so he started crying even harder, so I had to assure him that it was just a curse and got cured.

My sister was like, just like that? Cured? How? So I offered to tell them the story from the start, and that's how we got here.

Mine were Enid Blyton's Famous Five series, and Roald Dahl's Matilda and the BFG.

Please please please please please

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Xie Lian: San Lang is perfect and can literally do no wrong?? I love him so much why is everyone so mean to him???

Xie Lian looking at Hua Chengs handwriting: This is the most embarrassing fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life what the actual fuck is wrong with you?? If you tell anyone I let this happen I swear—

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I'm about to tell them about when Xie Lian almost curses those people with Human Face Disease, and then the second ascension, battle with Jun Wu and the consequent banishment, but I can't remember what happens before that, as in what leads to him deciding to curse them - did that happen before the thing with Lang Qianqiu or after? - so my siblings are now melting my brain.

I'm gonna reblog this excessively just because

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