Kid Virgil: Yeah That's The Point, That's Definitely The Point, Were Totally Not Here To Steal It And

Kid Virgil: Yeah that's the point, that's definitely the point, were totally not here to steal it and use it to get hella b***hes

Remus: You still play with crayons Vee, you don't even know what hella b***hes is!

Kid Virgil: Yeah, Its where you get a bunch of female dogs and pet them all at once

Deceit & Remus: *Laughing there a**es off*

Kid Virgil: What do you mean I love dogs! I WANT A PUPPY! YOU PROMISED ME A PUPPY IF WE DID THIS!

Virgil: *Holding a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers.

Emilie (his therapist): *visibly shaking* How did you get in my bathtub?

Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants

Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?

Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!

Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast

Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

Logan: I pity your dentist

Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist

Deceit: I was wondering when you'd show up... *turns around and no ones there*

Deceit: *turns back around* I was wondering when you'd show up *turns around and nobody's still there*

Deceit: I was wonderin-

Roman: *Runs in* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

Deceit: Darn it!

Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?

Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!

Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-

Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!

Roman: Ask Logan

Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?

Logan: ...

Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!