vexedspoons - I'm not lost, I'm misplaced
I'm not lost, I'm misplaced

Vex • He/It • Early 20s • Hi I draw sometimes • Plural multifandom mess • I update this thing kinda rarely • My header is a photo I took, and my pfp is my art

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10 months ago

bsd au where fukuzawa adopts little odasaku shortly after adopting little ranpo. the kid gets out of jail and fukuzawa goes "hey do you want to help me set up a detective agency for ranpo" and little odasaku goes "is that allowed. is it possible for me to have a different livelihood" and fukuzawa goes "yeah" and does the ibuprofen meme pose and odasaku goes "okay sure"

is this anything

(partly inspired by a couple traditional doodles from @/c0riiander)


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10 months ago

ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

please tell your pets hello from me


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10 months ago
Chillin On A Saturday Night

chillin on a Saturday night


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10 months ago

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.


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10 months ago

@singular-i-tea

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke


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10 months ago

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.


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10 months ago

A trans man coming out as a man is never a loss.

I don’t care if he went into a male-dominated field. All fields are cis dominated.

I don’t care if he’s a straight man now. He should be allowed to be himself and happy. He does not owe it to you to be a miserable lesbian for your comfort.

I don’t care if you thought he was hotter before. His happiness is worth the price of your desire. Also you’re wrong and I’m giving him my number.

More trans men is a good thing. More trans men means more closeted trans men are feeling safe to come out. That’s a good thing.


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10 months ago

@singular-i-tea

:D

:D


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10 months ago

@theindo

 Randomized Rat Stickers!
 Randomized Rat Stickers!
 Randomized Rat Stickers!
 Randomized Rat Stickers!

🐀 Randomized Rat Stickers! 🐀

🧀 Each design is randomized for each individual rat ordered! There are over 10,000 possible rats! Purchasing multiple stickers will randomize each individual design, resulting in different rats (You may, however, specifically request via DM for multiple stickers of the same design)!

🧀 There are 12 possible fur colors, which apply to both the body and markings!

🧀 There are three marking slots: Head, Body, and Tail! Each slot is individually randomized for either 1 or 2 markings in said slot. There are 16 Face markings, 21 Body markings, and 9 Tail markings (including "none" options for each slot)! If "none" is pulled when 2 markings were rolled for that slot, the "none" will be rerolled. Similarly, if the same marking is pulled twice, it will also be rerolled. These are the ONLY times a reroll will take place!

🧀 There are four possible eye colors, with heterochromia possible! Heterochromia is decided in the same way as layered marking slots!

💚 3.2 in (8.1 cm) on longest side 💗 💚 die cut 💗 💚 water-resistant (NOT waterproof) 💗 💚 laminate gloss finish 💗


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10 months ago

Yiu have inconvenienced me. I am going to blast you with 1,000,000 tonnes of radiation.


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10 months ago
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who
Soggy Wet Cat Stimboard Without 13 For All The Ppl In My Tags Who Liked The Cats But Had No Idea Who

Soggy wet cat stimboard without 13 for all the ppl in my tags who liked the cats but had no idea who she is <3


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10 months ago

boy it would be nice to be able to google something related to personality disorders, psychosis, intellectual disabilities, autism, DID/OSDD, etcetera without finding majority articles that are like “how to deal with a person with X” “how to cope with your child with X” “how to spot someone faking X” “can people with X be cured?”


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10 months ago

Being permanently mentally ill doesn't mean you'll be permanently unhappy


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10 months ago

@singular-i-tea might get it, perhaps a little better than I do

Anything can be a poetry or symbolism or metaphor or whatever the fuck its called when youre an autistic teenage boy


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10 months ago

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).


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11 months ago

@singular-i-tea

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning


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11 months ago
Silly Wall-e Art From Twitter C:
Silly Wall-e Art From Twitter C:

silly wall-e art from twitter c:


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11 months ago
Still Trying To Develop My Artstyle And Been Feeling A Bit Frustrated With It Lately. So Heres Some Warm
Still Trying To Develop My Artstyle And Been Feeling A Bit Frustrated With It Lately. So Heres Some Warm
Still Trying To Develop My Artstyle And Been Feeling A Bit Frustrated With It Lately. So Heres Some Warm

Still trying to develop my artstyle and been feeling a bit frustrated with it lately. So heres some warm ups with my fave mha character!

Still Trying To Develop My Artstyle And Been Feeling A Bit Frustrated With It Lately. So Heres Some Warm

Liquify tool couldn’t save me this time 😔


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11 months ago

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.


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11 months ago

@singular-i-tea

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.


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11 months ago

can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?


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11 months ago

its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"


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