If You Have Achieved Something, Please Remember To Observe A Mandatory Period Of Basking In The Warm

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

Yiu have inconvenienced me. I am going to blast you with 1,000,000 tonnes of radiation.

Being permanently mentally ill doesn't mean you'll be permanently unhappy

@singular-i-tea might get it, perhaps a little better than I do

Anything can be a poetry or symbolism or metaphor or whatever the fuck its called when youre an autistic teenage boy

chillin on a Saturday night

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.