Oh God, I Have A Lost Boys Fic Idea Now!

Oh god, I have a lost boys fic idea now!

Max dies, the boys survive and are extremely grateful that the bastard is dead. 

And so begins the adoption process. 

David decides that in order to say sorry he pretty much gives Lucy the video store. Won't take no for an answer. Grandpa tells her to just except the damn gift it means she won't have to worry about money for a long while.

Marko and Paul take a while to warm up to Sam and the Frogs, but once they do getting rid of the two is damn near impossible. There at the comics store scaring thieves away, their 'trying' to help them train by appearing out of now where and scaring the shit out of them.

Then there's Dwayne, who takes on look at the Frogs home life and suddenly Mother hen mode is ACTIVATED. Only he's only good at strong silent and intimidating stuff so he basically just stand and glowers at the Frog parent whilst there at the store and keeps leaving groceries at the Frog home.  Sometime its the basics, other time its stuff they have no use for but Dwayne thinks its what humans need in a house. Like sometimes its bread and milk and shampoo. Other time Alan is trying to figure out why Dwayne had bought them a table cloth whilst Edgar frowns at a bottle of girls deodorant.

Michael and Star have no clue what to do with all the non murderous attention they are now getting from David, whose just happy not too have Max breathing down his neck as He tries to figure out a way to make Nanook a hell hound so The Emerson’s always have a guard without Sam trying to kill him for it. 

Look I love the loner vampire trope as much as the next basic bitch but let’s face the facts: if the animal we’re basing them on/associating them with is bats, then that doesn’t make a lot of sense. Most bats live in colonies. I mean there are loner werewolves out there too but there are far more portrayals where packs are made up of giant families that interact like Weasleys with all the shenanigans and fuss and unwavering love and loyalty that that entails. That’s all well and good, but consider if you will that one of these animals lives with a dozen or two members of their species and the other lives with literally thousands.

If anything, vampires would form gigantic covens or attempt to manage their familial instincts by “adopting” people off of the streets to smother with gifts and affection.

Vampire: *Sees a 30 year old man trying his best*

Vampire: !!! A baby!! Martha, come quick! Someone has abandoned this infant child to the wilderness of NYC! We simply must take him under our wings!!

Even the more careful or standoffish ones probably stalk the night (and random citizens) so often and for so many years that they are intimately familiar with the lives of absurd amounts of people and just kind of watch over them like a real-time soap opera. One where they can swoop in and drop some cash in their path or manufacture “coincidences” to help their faves any time they want.

Vampire: I hate people. I’m a creature of the night. I need no one. I-

*Trips and 5000 pictures and hand-painted portraits of their favorite people from the past few centuries spill out of their cape*

Vampire: I-I have no idea how- this isn’t what it- This means nothing…

JUST FOUND OUT I MISSED BAT APPRECIATION DAY AND I AM PISSED????? CONSIDERING THEY ARE MY FAVORITE????? SO HERES MY LATE APPRECIATION POST

LOOK AT THE BABY

SNUGGLY PUP

CURIOUS EARS

GOOFY BLONDE BABY BAT

TOUGH BAT BOSSY BAT

HANDSOME SOFT BAT WITH BABY BATTTTT

GORGEOUS LADY BAT WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL BAT

BEST.

BAT

FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEST BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

@beachdeath 

Thank you, this make my youtube browsing so much less aggravating

the thing about youtube’s engagement algorithms is that they will always recommend videos that are a slightly more extreme version of the thing you are presently watching, so if you watch videos about, say, vegetarianism, youtube will begin to recommend videos on veganism and animal rights. and where this becomes a major, world-ruining problem is that if you watch a video about republican politicians, the recommendations will gradually slide further and further right until youtube is recommending you videos on nazism and holocaust denial. but also i am watching a video with the words “easy breezy yoga” in the title and all the recommended videos in the sidebar are like, “RUNNING TIPS FOR BEGINNERS” “FIFTEEN YOGA POSES THAT’LL MAKE YOUR STOMACH FLAT” “GET RID OF LOOSE FLABBY SKIN” like very purposefully nudging me away from gentle, low-effort yoga videos that i use to minimize anxiety and pushing me toward taking up running and exercising to lose weight… fucked up

I was going to ask how something like this happened, but considering American elected a reality tv show ‘star’, it really doesn’t surprise me other countries might follow suit.

Guys I know tumblr is western centric but why is everyone radio silent about the Ukrainian elections yesterday

Like I am not saying you’re a bad person for not talking about it just that it’s, like, legitimately one of the most baffling political events I have ever witnessed in my life.

heye every one.