Ok Y'all. Im Mad About How The Fandom Has Been Treating Sarah At The Moment With The Whole Camp Kiss

Ok y'all. I’m mad about how the fandom has been treating Sarah at the moment with the whole camp kiss thing. So people are comparing it to Kyle having a six month affair which, luckily, some people are calling them out for but no-one is comparing it to the thing it should actually be compared to. Let’s go over the series of events.

Sarah has a boyfriend

She meets Aubrey

Aubrey doesn’t know she has a boyfriend (as far as we know)

Sarah accidentally sends out romantic vibes

Aubrey acts on them with a kiss

Sarah shuts it down

Sarah tells her boyfriend the truth

Ok. Now let’s go over Sarah and Jordan’s interactions in the first episode.

Sarah has a boyfriend

She meets Jordan

Jordan doesn’t know she has a boyfriend

Sarah accidentally sends out romantic vibes

Jordan acts on them with a kiss

Sarah shuts it down

Sarah’s boyfriend finds out and immediately beats the snot out of Jordan

Pretty similar, right? Yet no-one seems to have an issue with that situation. The only differences I can see are that either y'all would be fine if Aubrey was the mc, y'all don’t like queer women or y'all think that getting the snot beat out of you makes up for kissing someone who’s taken.

I don’t know what this was meant to be, I’m just annoyed at this fandom’s weird double standards with Sarah

He is the animated character of all days

Today’s character of the day is: Shazam aka Billy Batson from DC Universe franchise

I may just be dumb but, like, for me this is proof that Clark Kent's discuise would 100% work. I honestly cannot tell if this is two friends or one man changing between glasses and a brightly coloured suit. Anyone who doesn't think Superman has a good enough secret identity obviously over estimates people's brain capacity.

Relatable

Connor Hawke Ace Icon!!!!!

i cannot believe that i am only now learning about the dinosaur king drama

in case you’ve never heard of dinosaur king:

it’s a pretty mediocre anime from the early 90s, that was pretty much just made to market this dinosaur trading card game. the plot was extremely boring (until stuff suddenly started happening around episode 35), and for some reason they decided to have all the dinosaur fights with these incredibly stiff 3d models, which was.. a choice..

all together it was so bad that it’s good (but not particularly good), and kinda forgettable

and then they decided that it needed a remake. they were releasing some new toys, and a video game was being worked on, so in 1999 they released a fucking remake of that weird show

the writers and producers were these two austrian guys, suppenheimer and vemovich

the remake was planned to be two seasons

the original dinosaur king had two seasons as well, the first had 49 episodes, and the second had 30 episodes

the remake was 60 episodes total, and completely ignored season two of the original

suppenheimer and vemovich only retold season one, expanded it a bit, reshuffled some events (namely putting the twist from episode 35 way earlier), giving the characters actual motivations… they actually managed to make the show good

(they still kept in the weird 3d dinosaurs, and the card game tie-ins, because at the core the show was still about marketing the toys)

and then season two ended, neatly tying up the story, and it was genuinely good

and then the network renewed the show for a third season

suppenheimer was done with the show at that point. they only ever wanted to make two seasons, and they had told exactly the story that they wanted to tell, so they were out

but vemovich wasn’t done yet, so he stayed on and wrote season three.

and season four.

and…

the entire remake turned out to be twenty seasons long

and it got weird, lemme tell you

the very first thing vemovich introduced in season three of dinosaur king, the anime about dinosaurs and traveling to the ancient past, was alien space pirates

which i guess makes sense, because they can travel through time, so the future is technically also viable

and then season six was all about one of the main characters becoming a werewolf? which was never fixed, but they also just never mention it at any point after the season six finale

season eleven was all about the love story between one of the supporting cast and one of the antagonists (who had a redemption arc early in season two, but vemovich cast him as a villain again anyway starting in season four)

season sixteen only had one episode where any dinosaurs appeared?? in a show called dinosaur king? and i’m pretty sure they said the word “dinosaur” zero times in that entire season

it was weird, okay, the entire remake was weird after season two

meanwhile, on the forums (and later on twitter), suppenheimer has completely divorced themselves from the show’s production, but they are definitely still watching, and loudly complaining

suppenheimer and vemovich were actually said to be on pretty good terms during the production of the first two seasons, but after that suppenheimer got mean

[id: a tweet by @ cimminimmi from december 2016 that reads “what was the worst show you guys watched this year?”, with a reply from @ suppi_sr (suppenheimer’s twitter) that reads “dinosaur king. for the 5th year in a row.” end id.]

we never really heard anything from vemovich. he was never on any of the forums, and he had a rule of never publicly interacting with any hate whatsoever

so we had suppenheimer just tearing the show down at every point, calling for people to stop watching, and even making several petitions to have the show cancelled, none of which ever went anywhere of course

because we then got season seventeen, which introduces vemovich’s author insert. they are absolutely not subtle about it, the character pretty much goes “hey, my name is vemovich, i’m the guy who is writing this story”

and he just occasionally pops up during the next four seasons

and then season nineteen and twenty are building up to this great unseen danger that is threatening to wipe out the universe

and at the very goddamn end of season twenty, the finale of the entire show, the big threat is finally revealed

so, i’ve said that this entire thing is an anime with weird 3d dinosaurs inserted into it

the big bad, the last villain that was threatening to destroy the fabric of reality… was suppenheimer

a live action suppenheimer, who is greenscreened into the anime world

he is of course stopped by vemovich’s author insert, who up to that point had been 2d animated, but now he is also greenscreened into the show

so the goddamn epic finale of the show is a live action suppenheimer and vemovich fighting, using 3d animated dinosaurs, on this 2d animated battlefield

it looked bad

and then the show is over

but this story is still going

because suppenheimer has spent the last eighteen years tearing apart the show and tearing apart vemovich publicly at least once per week

and then, two years after the show is over

those bastards tweet out that they are married

[id: a twitter conversation between vemovich, suppenheimer, and twitter user abblycidre from october 2021. vemovich is replying “love you, babe” to suppenheimer. suppenheimer replies “love you too.” abblycidre replies “don’t you two have beef?” suppenheimer replies “we can have beef and be married at the same time. it’s fine.” abblycidre replies “married?!” in all caps. vemovich replies “last i checked we’ve been married for 13 years now, yeah”. end id.]

so i guess the tweet where suppenheimer threatened to divorce vemovich wasn’t a joke after all

[a tweet by suppenheimer from june 2012 that reads “@ vemovich. if you don’t stop ruining dinosaur king i will divorce you.” end id.]

suppenheimer and vemovich have been living together for the entire goddamn run of the dinosaur king remake, while suppenheimer was constantly starting shit about the show online

they’ve been dating since before the show even started, and they got married during season nine, and they’ve just been keeping up those personas for twenty fucking years

and i just kinda don’t know what to do with my life now that i know that

what the fuck did those guys’ home life look like?!

We should all appreciate the pilot of Superman and Lois more, it's just so stupid and that's what makes it great.

Like Jordan's introduction where he's arguing with his dad while beating up video game Superman. It's so heavy handed and the dramatic irony is exploding. "Superman's boring. I'm Raiden." This show can do many things (many involving questionable fashion choices) but subtly is not one of them and I think that's glorious.

When the boys find out Clark is Superman and Jordan just gets in his face and shouts *chef's kiss*

It feels like they gave Alex Garfin a lot of direction in that scene and they just let Jordan Elsass do whatever he wanted and it's great. He's litterally quaking. This man looks like he has two brain cells and they're both just blue screening.

Clark: *is Superman*

Jordan: >:(

Jonathan: D:

Alex Garfin also gets to display his fabulous repertoire of serial killer faces™ it's a choice and a hilarious one at that.

"it's just like driving a car. If the car were indestructible and had giant death lasers as headlights."