Edward: Hey Rusty, What Ya Making There?

Edward: Hey Rusty, what ya making there?

Rusty: Clothing good for any environment and for the environment.

Edward: That's good, how did you pull up that off?

Rusty: I test a lot of my gear with the people that go anywhere.

Edward: Like hikers and explorers?

Rusty: Uh... Not exactly. More like the military.

Edward: How did that start?

Rusty: I started selling four hundred dollar Jackets to rich people then I thought, who's more rich than the British goverment?

Edward: But why?

Rusty: Well I wanted to make gear for any weather and location and no one goes more places then them. So whether it's the mountains of Afghanistan or the jungles of Colombia I got ya.

Edward: Yeah, well that's certainly effective.

Rusty: So when the army raids a enemy base you can bet they're more comfortable than any of their enemies.

Edward: Well at least your not directly causing the deaths.

Rusty: Yeah if you want that there's like a whole network on the island, There's Whiff, 'Bruno, Toad, Rosie-

Edward: Wait what!?

Edward: Why does this keep happening to me.....

Poor Eddie just can't catch a break. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thomas: Who the fuck- Edward: Language! Thomas: ....WHOM the fuck? Edward: No-

Yeah, these two totally would do that. However, Thomas learned all of the swear words from Eddie because Edward would just kept on swearing every time he got hurt or something. (Like stubbing his little toe or spraining his knee)

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Toby: Okay, when I said "Take something from the beach as a little gift". I meant something like like a seashell!

Thomas, Percy and Mavis, all struggling to hold a seagull: Fucking say that next time Toby!!!!!

Edward: What ya making this time whiff?

Whiff: Things that spin?

Edward: What kinds of spinning things?

Whiff: Oh ya know like washing machines, and hydro power plants, and jet engines, and the gattling guns to out on the jet engines.

Edward: Oh my lord! What does it shoot?

Whiff: This. And it comes in explosive versions.

Edward: But Whiff what happens to the people?

Whiff: They become a red mist, That's why I made the washing machine.

Edward: Okay, that's it. *Cocks gun* I am sending you to Lady myself.

Whiff: Wait, what-

*Whiff gets shot and dies*

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*Romantic music starts playing*

Toby: *Looks at Edward* I'd like to kiss you old seagull. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edward: ....Alright. *Pulls Toby towards him* But you're so darn ugly.

*The two then start making out*

Mavis, with Daisy: Hey Daisy, can we make out-

Daisy: I-WHAT!?!?

Edward: Hey Whiff, what ya working on today?

Whiff: Not much, just a lot of factory automation. And war stuff.

Edward: What was that last part?

Whiff: Ehhh... I may have made like, heavy artillery, like this tank for instance, I made the gun for it. I also make mortars and I've been licensed to produce like, so many weapons.

Edward: Aaaand there it is.

Whiff: Oh I forgot to mention I'm also developing a remote control weapon system!

Edward: Well at least that doesn't sound like skynet.

Whiff: Yeah it's pretty cool it can target up to fifty enemies at once! And it comes with a easy to use joystick! I also made an automatic version to defend nuclear power plants it shoots down drones with grenade launchers!

Edward: Why did you do this!?

Whiff: Well because there's money to be made after my video game business venture so now I'm dropping players into irl lobbied baby!

Edward: Why are you like this.....

OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! It's hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂