My Brother Ate The Last Slice Of Pizza And I Was So Angry I Woke Up And Smacked Him Irl.

My brother ate the last slice of pizza and I was so angry I woke up and smacked him irl.

As an autistic emotional support human to an autistic emotional support dog, why do people think rabies is fine but that isn’t? Why are people!?

Istg, if I ever get rabies because some dumb ass antivaxxer refused to vaccinate their dog, I’ll probably be doing the rest of my blogging from prison because I promise you, Imma curbstomp the shit out of the owner

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

You would!!

GameCube games were the best games. They are also many of the ones that still hold up but have yet to be rereleased with a fancy pancy HD upgrade for new systems.

We need more GameCube things.

Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I miss the GameCube era of gaming. I miss games that came as a whole, no dlc, no extra shit that comes out later, just great games made by people that gave a shit about games for people who gave a shit about them. No lootboxes, no shareholders making the absolute worse decisions for some quick cash but no long term results. Consoles that didn't need internet, didn't need to be "always on", internet gaming lobbies do have their place but I'd prefer it separate from the machine, it's something I'd rather pay, ironically as an addon like DLC for the console, because not everyone wants or needs that.

GameCube holds a special place in my heart more so than the PS2 or the Xbox, it had an amazing roster of games and while some hated on the design, I actually loved it. It was also before Nintendo went for "innovation" which is just shitty mechanics like motion control, you have to dumb down games to make it work because it's just kinda limited.

I feel like if a person or a company ever wanted to make a gaming console that could compete with the big 3 and computers, now would be the time. Return to simpler format, you really don't need a supercomputer to run video games, the PS5 has an insane amount of power to play video games, which again, many older games are ranked in the highest levels of gaming, so just because the hardware is better, does not mean it makes gaming better.

Seriously, I can imagine that you could build a console that sells at 150-200 that can run really good games, pair that with a development team that actually gives a damn about the games and not just the profits, and you have a winning formula because good games will equal profits, something gaming companies seem to have forgotten.

I know things like this are BG3 now, but there is always part of my brain that ready the first half of these posts before deciding to check the tags. When I don’t check them, and just assume, it is, inevitably, not BG3.

moving into the elfsong tavern is hilarious because of the type of folks who decided to hang out at camp. Now the aasimar with angel wings and her resurrected girlfriend are looking at a devil with leathery wings at the other end of the room. That poor very scared cat Grub has to be in the same room with not only an owlbear but also a dog. There is a skeleton man in one corner and three of his undead vessels are standing around with their dicks out because I wanted their clothes and underwear for myself. If any maids are told to bring food, they probably rush to the exploding wizard and the vampire who are sleeping in the same corner. The woman who is on fire is sleeping nearby, but it's still the most normal location in the room.