Babysitting Chronicles Part One:

Babysitting chronicles part one:

Two girls, one a toddler, the other is kindergarten age. The toddler only cries when she looks at me so the kindergartner and I are choreographing room changes. I watch them around a corner and when they move, I move.

They are currently watching Mickey Mouse Club house and I am sitting on the stairs listening for orders.

Stealth ++

Babysitting chronicles part 3: is it okay to feed a child strawberries, oranges, cheese, and turkey before bed?

Me when ha me when hahaha me when my sandwich has 3 types of meat

Steven Lim and Ryan Bergara know Simu Liu

I love Simu Liu

He’s been on dish granted but honestly I don’t think that’s enough

I want Simu Liu on the next season of puppet history, reblog to sign this petition

I got a slice of bread tattooed on the palm of each of my hands. Even though it didn’t hurt much, I still cried the whole time.

Oh fuck I'm about to pass out and the shaking from the local military base isn't helping ARGGGG