Oh Fuck I'm About To Pass Out And The Shaking From The Local Military Base Isn't Helping ARGGGG

Oh fuck I'm about to pass out and the shaking from the local military base isn't helping ARGGGG

Babysitting chronicles part 2: kindergartner and I are orchestrating bed time. They'll play for a little, go into her room, and I'll swoop in to change her diaper and get her dressed and then dip.

Minimal damage but she will have to save me some time.

Friendly reminder that Ryan has the history of the boysen berry memorized

Babysitting chronicles part one:

Two girls, one a toddler, the other is kindergarten age. The toddler only cries when she looks at me so the kindergartner and I are choreographing room changes. I watch them around a corner and when they move, I move.

They are currently watching Mickey Mouse Club house and I am sitting on the stairs listening for orders.

Stealth ++

Pov they tripped you

is it recording? it’s recording, right?

복승아 RACHALOG ep.1

Babysitting chronicles part 4: kindergartner lost her sleeping buddy stuffed animal. We scoured every corner, checked outside and even in the car. She said "I know where I put it but not where it is" I got down and said "tell me what you know"

Together we retraced her steps, she put it in a bag, put the bag under the highchair, mom moved the highchair therefore must have moved the bag nearby BOOM ITS IN THE BIN OF TOYS NEAR THE KITCHEN.

She runs down and retrieves sleeping pal, holding it triumphantly. I clapped and cheered as she jumped and twirled.

Recovery mission status: complete