Do You Ever Read A Fic, Enjoy It Greatly And Once Finished, You Press The Kudos Button, Only To Find

Do you ever read a fic, enjoy it greatly and once finished, you press the kudos button, only to find out that you have already left them before but you have no memory of ever reading the fic before?

Erica: Stiles can I ask you something

Stiles: Yes

*5 hours later*

*noises of growling and snarling*

Derek: What happened?

Jackson: Erica suggested Stikes take up monogamy and well *points to backyard*

Derek:*Sees Stiles and Erica growling at eachother*

Derek:*also sees Liam sitting and eating raw pasta*

So everyone knows I'm weird, now take my fic recs(Tommary version) !! MOST OF THESE HAVE DUMBLEDORE BASHING !!

P.S. SOME OF THESE MAY HAVE SMUT AMD TORTURE !!

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I’m at the cinema and let me say: ITS A GOOD DAY TO LIKE MEN AND WOMEN!! Sexy guy janitor with tats! Beautiful desk girls! I love!!

Things i say but adding why

▪"Let me put my tits on" im feeling femme and is putting on a normal bra.

▪"Do i look good." If im slightly flattening my chest than im feelling masc

▪*puts on green bikini* im feelig femme and i want my boobs to look good

▪"I just want LOVVVEEE" fictional love, the shit thats in books yknos

▪"I like women." Say nothing about me being pansexual i want them to think im a masc lesbian so any guys in my neighborhood will NEVER flirt with me

▪"Hey can we take a break, my ankles hurt." Theyve been hurtin since i startsd walking and the onky reason why im saying this is cause it hurts like hell

▪"OOOOOOOOO WIPEOUT" some one or some animal fell, and i will say it louder if my dads family is near. Yknow remind them im my mothers kid

▪"Im not learning spanish" my dad is Colombian and i am spiting him by kearning Latin. And american

▪"Im so tired" I havent slept for two-eight days and im finally tired. LET ME REST

▪"im texting my friend whos a boy" hes sorta my friend, but hes also 10 and AroAce soooooo, no.

▪*gets louder in an argument* My mom is near and i know you cant fuck her up

▪"oh your a fire sign" i already hae two fire signs that i hsve to see everyday, aslong as your not like them we good

▪"AmErIcA" im saying random things cause imm bored im not making fun of Tourettes

▪*twitches violently* again not mzking fun og tourretes i just twitch violently when im cold, it sucks and hurts

▪"K********" my sisters full name. She probalby took my thungs and used thsm and didnt gjve them back.

▪"I like supernatural" im only on season 5 but ik what happens in some of the other seasons

*me and my mom watching one of the terminator movies*

Me: I want to do that

My mom: Me too

Me: *excited* you want to become transforming slime too!

My mom:…

My mom: no I want I blow up things with big guns

Me: oh-