PLEASE TAKE MYWHICH TARGARYEN ARE YOU QUIZ

PLEASE TAKE MY “WHICH TARGARYEN ARE YOU QUIZ” 

I love how GRRM works so hard to add these unique little touches to his villains.

Roose: is a vampire

Ramsay: earrings

Walder Frey: 5 billion wives

Euron: does wizard meth

Littlefinger: keeps popping breath mints to try and disguise the fact that he’s a pedo and an incel

Tywin: cheater cheater pumpkin eater

Randyll:

Gregor: disfigured younger brother over a toy

Cersei: absolutely ridiculous

Sansa Appreciation Week 2020

Day seven - Love interests 

I mean, I know Harry is a douche, but “I’ll be all the spice you’ll want” gives me lifeee, also the boy has low standards to beat considering men in Sansa’s life.

3/3

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Edit Request Meme: Favorite Pre-series Story (requested by @ginghampearlsnsweettea)  ↳ The Dance of the Dragons || The Dance of the Dragons is the flowery name bestowed upon the savage internecine struggle for the Iron Throne of Westeros fought between two rival branches of House Targaryen during the years 129 to 131 AC. To characterize the dark, turbulent, bloody doings of this period as a “dance” strikes us as grotesquely inappropriate. No doubt the phrase originated with some singer. “The Dying of the Dragons” would be altogether more fitting, but tradition, time, and Grand Maester Munkun have burned the more poetic usage into the pages of history, so we must dance along with the rest.

There were two principal claimants to the Iron Throne upon the death of King Viserys I Targaryen: his daughter Rhaenyra, the only surviving child of his first marriage, and Aegon, his eldest son by his second wife. Amidst the chaos and carnage brought on by their rivalry, other would-be kings would stake claims as well, strutting about like mummers on a stage for a fortnight or a moon’s turn, only to fall as swiftly as they had arisen.

The Dance split the Seven Kingdoms in two, as lords, knights, and smallfolk declared for one side or the other and took up arms against one another. Even House Targaryen itself was divided, when the kith, kin, and children of each of the claimants became embroiled in the fighting. Over the two years of struggle, a terrible toll was taken on the great lords of Westeros, together with their bannermen, knights, and smallfolk. Whilst the dynasty survived, the end of the fighting saw Targaryen power much diminished, and the world’s last dragons vastly reduced in number.

The Dance was a war unlike any other ever fought in the long history of the Seven Kingdoms. Though armies marched and met in savage battle, much of the slaughter took place on water, and…especially…in the air, as dragon fought dragon with tooth and claw and flame. It was a war marked by stealth, murder, and betrayal as well, a war fought in shadows and stairwells, council chambers and castle yards with knives and lies and poison.

“Be gentle with her, my lady,” Arianne said. “I remember when I was her age. My father despaired of me, I’m sure.”

“I can attest to that.” Ser Daemon took a sip of wine and said, “House Toland has a dragon on its banners.”

Arianne I, The Winds of Winter