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Jaune: *5 Rounds Later* I Cannot Find My Way. I Cannot Go The Distance.

Jaune: *5 rounds later* I cannot find my way. I cannot go the distance.

Pyrrha: *Does Leg Lifts*

Pyrrha: *Downward Dog*

Pyrrha: *Doing Squats*

Jaune: Ren. Ren. I'm about to do something unwise.

Ren: Would you like me to stop you?

Jaune: No. I just wish it to be known I fought against my Arc Instinct as long as I could. *Walks over to Pyrrha and slaps her ass*

Pyrrha: *Stops* Jaune.

Jaune: Yes?

Pyrrha: Did you just slap my ass?

Jaune: I haven't moved my hand yet.

Pyrrha: ... I'm going to break you.

Jaune: Go right ahead.

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1 year ago

The Power of Friendship Bad Bitches

Ruby couldn’t believe how fast it all went wrong. Teams RW_Y and JNOR and Uncle Qrow were fighting Salem’s minions at Haven Academy when all of a sudden, the White Fang showed up ad started attacking them. The White Fang teamed with Salem’s minions and quickly overwhelmed them and now it looks like that they might lose.

Slowly losing hope, Ruby then gets an idea. Remembering a certain scene from an anime she used to watch, Ruby called out to her friend Jaune. “Jaune!”

Upon hearing his name called, Jaune turned his head towards her.

“If we win this, I-I- I’LL SIT ON YOUR FACE!!!” Ruby yelled for the whole world to hear, embarrassed as all hell.

Everyone turned towards Ruby in surprise, everyone who knew her especially. Jaune took just a moment to process her word before-

BOOM!!!

With an explosion of aura, Jaune got to work.

Before Cinder could react, she got a devastating shield bash to the face. In an instant, Cinder Fall much like her last name, fell unconscious.

Once again, the room was in shock.

Taking this moment to attack, Jaune launches himself at Hazel, determined to take him down.

Returning to their senses, Jaune’s allies regain their composure and strike the rest of Salem’s minions and the White Fang while they’re distracted. Within minutes the fight was over, with the hunters coming out on top. They did it, they won.

Once they had rounded up all of the ne’er-do-wells, Ruby approached Jaune.

“So, Jaune,” Ruby began, “About that promise…”

“Oh! Uuuh, you don’t have to Ruby,” Jaune expressed, thinking to himself how embarrassed Ruby must be after shouting such a thing.

“But, I must keep my promise, Rose’s word.” Ruby spoke, affirming her desire to uphold her commitment.

“Did you just-“ Jaune was cut off by Ruby who whisked him away with her semblance to somewhere private in Haven.

The two of them weren’t seen until the next day, looking particularly satisfied.


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2 years ago

I LOVE THIS!!! The more I look at it, the more I see. There’s the Robin’s BF on Franky’s left shoulder, the pictures on the mini fridge, Robin resting on the Ryunosuke plush, the Merry plush on the shelf, Robin’s cowboy hat, the pinwheel, and the net full of plushies that represent the crew. I fucking love this picture.

Slumber Party At The Thousand Sunny!

Slumber party at the Thousand Sunny!


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1 year ago

I like to think that Ruby was lying at the time bit later finds put that she actually is, and that Jaune’s the dad.

@notmaplemable ’s post got me thinkin… how about the Tomska Tell Me Something I Don’t Know video please?

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Ruby: Hey, Yang… I, uh, I guess you already heard about Blake?

Yang: …Yup.

Ruby: And how she’s dating Sun.

Yang: …Yeah.

Ruby: And also Ilia.

Yang: …I know.

Ruby: And how they all-

Yang: I know!

Ruby: -had sex.

Yang: Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know?

Ruby: …The dot on a lower case i is called a tittle. And the dot on a lower case j is also called a tittle.

Yang: …I know that. Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: Uh, humans and bananas share 50% of the same DNA.

Yang: I know that, Ruby! Please! Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: You can swallow up to eight spiders in your sleep!

Yang: Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: A group of corgis is called a rowdy!

Yang: (Slaps Ruby) Tell me something I don’t know!

Ruby: Y-Yang, please!

Yang: TELL MEEEEEE!


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2 years ago

Paper Pleaser: Bahu dores, bahu dores-

Jaune: NO! None of that! Shame on you!

Paper pleaser: Hello, violent savior, i have brought you bread, and fruit.

Jaune: I don't want your bread, or your fruit, but leave the basket

Paper pleaser: but violent savior,

Jaune: LEAVE THE BASKET!

Paper pleaser: *runs away* AAAAHHHH!


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