Nothing Puts Me Off Of Ice Pops Like Wrinkly Testicles

Nothing puts me off of ice pops like wrinkly testicles

Old Frank, at the beach nearby Cambridge

Would show off his favorite appendage.

His Speedo's snug size 

Proves he's circumcised.

From people to fish, all took umbrage.

The winners of the IgNobel prizes were announced this week during a ceremony at Harvard University. This marked the 22nd year that the world’s most improbable research was celebrated in hilarious prize form. They are even presented by actual Nobel Prize winners!

Here are some of this year’s highlights:

Psychology: “Leaning to the left makes the Eiffel Tower seem smaller”

Peace Prize: Conversion of old Russian ammunition into diamonds

Neuroscience: Demonstrations of the limitations of fMRI analysis, AKA “Brainwaves in a Dead Salmon”

Literature: The U.S. Government General Accountability Office for producing their report calling for reports on the cost of reports.

Fluid Dynamics: For study of the unique spilly-sloshing that occurs when a cup of coffee is carried while walking.

Full list here. Scicurious is digging into the awards in detail on her blog. 

Did you guys know you could do this?

The story of Sleipnir's first cousin

A man they call Buckaroo Billy

Found wild mares perked up his willy.

But Ma wished he'd date

A respectable mate,

So he settled down with a nice filly.

Don't get me started on Coke and Mentos

I once had a friend, Barry Metlzer

Who always was guzzling seltzer.

His last words were a squelch

Then a sonic-boom belch

That blew him to bits helter-skelter.