"The Problem With Defending The Purity Of The English Language Is That English Is About As Pure As A

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

- James Nicoll

English Is Essentially __________.

“English is essentially Norse as spoken by a gang of French thugs.”—Benct Philip Jonsson

“English is essentially a language that uses vowels no other language would accept.”—Luís Henrique

“English is what you get from Normans trying to pick up Saxon girls.”—Bryan Maloney

“English is essentially a French menu stuttered by a fish-and-chips dealer.”—Kala Tunu

“English is essentially the works of Joyce with the hard bits taken out.”—Jon Hanna

“English is essentially all exceptions and no rules.”—Jonathan Bettencourt

—A selection of “Essentialist Explanations.” Thanks to the Penguin Press for pointing out this gem.

Today on the National Weather Service’s website.

More strange stock photos of scientists.

Why does this happen.

Her work provided wonderful source material for her writing

I once met a special massuse

Who liked innuendo, obtuse,

Which she then set in rhyme.

And she told me one time,

"I'm the 'rent by the hour' Mother Goose!"

Horsing around

Welcome back: ready, willing and able Your rhymes all pent up in the stable

With which Catherine the Great

I hope won’t try to mate

(Or was that just the stuff of sex fable?)

Keith Haring and his subway drawings