Her Work Provided Wonderful Source Material For Her Writing

Her work provided wonderful source material for her writing

I once met a special massuse

Who liked innuendo, obtuse,

Which she then set in rhyme.

And she told me one time,

"I'm the 'rent by the hour' Mother Goose!"

Writer's block

I'd like to remove my large writer's block;

I've used every method I knew.

I've had better luck passing kidney stones

When I pushed 'till my face turned all blue.

I've let it run under hot water,

I've covered it in Vaseline,

I've tried some lube left by my roommate,

And the strange shower slime that turned green.

"What kind of parent names their kid 'River Song'?" Amy pondered.

Today on the National Weather Service’s website.

Kanzi is a one of the coolest apes I have ever had the pleasure of reading about. Look him up!

Kanzi the bonobo chimp learns to create tools by himself - repeating humanity’s first steps towards civilisation | Mail Online