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Hey Baby. If I Woke Up In Your Bed With A Rubber Duck And A Spatula, Would You Let Correlation Imply
Hey baby. If I woke up in your bed with a rubber duck and a spatula, would you let correlation imply causation?
No - correlation does not imply causation.
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It is necessary to engage in additional testing.
Wink.
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(c) Jonathan Coulton - First of May
Off the album Smoking Monkey
IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY
FIRST OF MAY
OUTDOOR FUCKING
STARTS TODAY
“‘Cause there’s an inverse relationship between respect and sects. I’m talking ‘bout religious sects like a Mormon sect, That says you can’t have sex with members of different sects, but you can’t have sex with members of the same sex. So if the sects can’t be different and the sex can’t be same, Then the only sex left is some left-hand shame.” - Bo Burnham
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
The sky out my back window at night is often this indescribable color that's halfway between purple and orange. Despite living here for years, I still think it's creepy and unnatural.
What do We Lose When we Lose The Night?
“I worry that our lack of contact with the night sky, is doing something to us very subtle.” - Ann Druyan
“I don’t know of a civilization that didn’t have a mythology of the night sky.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
I am totally ok with being a rainbow-colored, bearded, old explorer-dude.
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