Youll Never Be As Cool As A Motor Protein

you’ll never be as cool as a motor protein

I don’t under stand racism

because people are like eggs

some have light shells and some have dark shells

but there’s no point differentiating them

because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan

Haven’t been able to get this pun out of my head since Jon mentioned it months ago. So it had to be memefied.

Are you all right there? It sounds like you have a bit of phlegm in your throat.

i really hate the word colonel

because

that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language

Behold the 3Doodler, the world’s first pen that lets you draw 3D sculptures in real time.