ElementsBy KcD Studios- On Tumblr

Elements By KcD Studios - on tumblr

Since last we parted, ‘cross Russia I’ve traveled— From west to the east, and my heart’s still unravelled. I’ve had women in Moscow, Irkutsk, and in Perm, But my poor broken heart remains cold and infirm. I’ve swum every river, trekked trails south to north And realize I love you: second, third, first and fourth. My sorrows are as deep as the Volga runs wide. Hey baby, it’s cold out, won’t you just come inside? My muscles are strong. And my dacha? Divine. So this Vladentine’s Day, won’t you K G B-mine? Happy Vladentines Day! (full credit to grabthegusto for this discovery)

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog. 

Double Dactyl XXXV

Finnius-ninnius St. Valentinius: Beaten to death, though the Stories are vague; What can be uncovered, Martyrologically, Is that he’s also the Patron of plague.