I Said To My Mate, Can You Get Me A Job At The Tampon Factory Where You Work?All The Openings Are Currently

I said to my mate, “Can you get me a job at the tampon factory where you work?” “All the openings are currently filled”, he replied, “but I’ll see if I can pull some strings.”

If this post has taught me one thing it's that Drake and Josh is clearly a tv show about two struggling poets.

But seriously, that actually works...

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

It's like subway peelings but dirtier and more permanent!

Canada has minted glow-in-the-dark dinosaur coins. This is the first in a series of 4, and each design has been approved by the Royal Tyrrell Museum of Palaeontology. My childhood is overjoyed right now.

Hawaiian Lunar Eclipse

This surprisingly lovely little orange is being illuminated from the inside by a lightbulb powered by the orange itself. That’s right, it’s an orange battery:

“The electricity powering the lightbulb inside the orange is generated through a chemical reaction between citric acid and the zinc nails inserted into each wedge.”

The beautiful orange battery was built by photographer Caleb Charland (previously posted here) as part of an ongoing project using pieces of produce and other objects as light sources for his long-exposure photography. Pretty awesome stuff. 

“…but before you start work on a bunch of orange lights to keep on the nightstand, the light generated was so dim this particular photograph required a 14 hour exposure.”

Visit Caleb Charland’s website to view of his wonderful photographic work.

[via Colossal]