I Have Come To Realize That In This Day And Age, In My Small Town Specifically, I Have Caused A Small

I have come to realize that in this day and age, in my small town specifically, I have caused a small group of people to reinvent Christianity in a less meaningful way. They all want to kill one guy to pay for all evil in the world. They also all think I’m going to kill this guy. And this guy keeps asking me for help like I’m gonna get him out of this. This guy is me. I’m effectively Jesus, Judas, and god in this senecio and I’M LIVING FOR IT

Thinking about the time a few friends and I were dancing on stage in our school’s auditorium for funzies before the middle schoolers we were being stage crew for got there and then they started an active shooter drill (yee-haw) and we ran to the girl’s dressing room (one girl, one enby, and two boys) and we hid behind props and under costumes and quietly played Taylor Swift while pooping ourselves because we could hear the fake intruders walking around and the announcements kept coming on and saying they were getting closer to the auditorium THAT WE WERE IN

Then it ended and we went back to dancing and the middle schoolers showed up

Dearest Gaud,

I do not know what you are made of. I would like to know what you’re made of. Please tell me what you’re made of. Please please please please please please please please

The sheer amount of POWER I hold in this lil’ noggin ‘o’ mine.

This girl went IN DEPTH into her weird Harry Potter fanfic/role-play game she created with her cousin years ago and I TOOK. NOTES.

I could just write out what happened, and attach the official art they created for it, and send it out to the masses.

I am genuinely considering this.

What Are Your Hopes In Concerning of The State of Being a large egg ?

Is There A Thing You Would Love Most About Being an egg ?

Once a large egg, I hope to be able to rule the lands in over easy glory. And what I love most about being an egg is not having to worry about paying my taxes. The IRS isn’t gonna waste time on a calcium nugget spawned from a chicken

Real talk, girl talk.

Do you think I’m going home and sobbing to MCR when y’all call me emo?

And real talk, girl talk.

Why do y’all get so butt-hurt when I call you a prep in retaliation??

And REAL talk GIRL talk.

If you don’t want me to call you that, why do you call yourself preppy???

And REAL TALK, GIRL TALK.

Is it REALLY the end of the world if someone you’ve been mocking for years is quoting My Immortal to their friends after calling you a prep????

AND REAL TALK, GIRL TALK.

I REALLY don’t understand why this is an issue, preps; get over yourselves