Truly Hope This Is A Joke.

Truly hope this is a joke.

Mori: I have gathered you all here today to announce some important news. Fukuzawa: What is it, Mori? Have you finally decided to surrender to us? Mori: No, no, nothing like that. I just wanted to say that I’m pregnant. Fukuzawa: … Mori: And the father is… Dazai: Me! Chuuya: What?! Akutagawa: How?! Atsushi: Why?!

They're gay your honour

Kyouka: Dazai-san, can I ask you something? Dazai: Of course, Kyouka-chan. What is it? Kyouka: How do you know if you’re in love with someone? Dazai: Well, that’s a difficult question. There are many signs of love, but the most obvious one is when you want to spend every moment with that person, when you can’t stop thinking about them, when you feel happy just by seeing their smile, when you want to protect them from any harm, when you’re willing to sacrifice anything for them, when you feel a connection that transcends words, when you… Kyouka: Dazai-san, are you in love with Chuuya-san? Dazai: What? No! Of course not! How did you get that idea? Kyouka: You just described him perfectly. Dazai: …

Iida is bad at Maths.

Uraraka: Iida, can you help me with this math problem? Iida: Sure, Uraraka. What is it? Uraraka: If I have 10 apples and I give 5 to Midoriya, how many apples do I have left? Iida: That’s easy. You have 5 apples left. Uraraka: Wrong. I have 10 apples and a date with Midoriya.

These two are dating.

Kaminari: Hey, guys, I have a joke for you. Sero: Okay, let’s hear it. Kaminari: What do you call a fish with two knees? Sero: I don’t know, what? Kaminari: A tunee fish. Sero: … Kaminari: Get it? Tunee fish. Like tuna fish, but with knees. Sero: … Kaminari: Come on, that was funny. Sero: No, it wasn’t. It was lame and stupid. Kaminari: You’re lame and stupid.

#annoyed

Yaoyorozu: Jirou, can you teach me how to play the guitar? Jirou: Sure, Yaoyorozu. It’s not that hard. You just need to know the chords and the strumming patterns. Yaoyorozu: Okay, let me try. *plays a flawless rendition of Stairway to Heaven* Jirou: … Yaoyorozu: How was that? Jirou: I hate you.

Fun - For Akutagawa

Atsushi: I don’t think I can do this, Akutagawa-san. Akutagawa: Don’t worry, Nakajima. Just follow my lead and everything will be fine. Atsushi: Okay, but why are we breaking into the Port Mafia headquarters? Akutagawa: Because it’s fun.