These Two Are Dating.

These two are dating.

Kaminari: Hey, guys, I have a joke for you. Sero: Okay, let’s hear it. Kaminari: What do you call a fish with two knees? Sero: I don’t know, what? Kaminari: A tunee fish. Sero: … Kaminari: Get it? Tunee fish. Like tuna fish, but with knees. Sero: … Kaminari: Come on, that was funny. Sero: No, it wasn’t. It was lame and stupid. Kaminari: You’re lame and stupid.

*pew pew*

Atsushi: I don’t think I can do this, Akutagawa-san. He’s too strong. Akutagawa: Don’t worry, Nakajima. Just remember what Dazai-san taught us. Atsushi: What did he teach us? Akutagawa: When in doubt, shoot him in the face.

Bakugou is Gordon Ramsay

Kirishima: Bakugou, you’re so cool and manly. How do you do it? Bakugou: It’s simple, Kirishima. I just follow three rules: One, never smile. Two, never cry. Three, never apologize. Kirishima: Wow, that’s amazing. Can I try it? Bakugou: Sure, go ahead. Kirishima: Okay. Hey, Midoriya, you’re a loser and I hate you. Midoriya: What? Kirishima, why would you say that? Kirishima: Oh no, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, please don’t cry. Bakugou: You failed.

Atsu-sass

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: You’re wrong, Akutagawa. I can control it. Watch this. Akutagawa: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m turning into a tiger. Akutagawa: That’s not control. That’s just transformation. Atsushi: Well, it’s better than nothing.

This totally happened

Fukuzawa: Mori, we need to talk. Mori: About what? Fukuzawa: About the fact that you kidnapped one of my agents and tried to brainwash him. Mori: Oh, that. It was just a prank, bro.

Soulmate AU be like

Chuuya: Dazai, I swear to God, if you don’t stop annoying me, I’ll kill you. Dazai: You can’t kill me, Chuuya. We’re soulmates. Chuuya: Soulmates? What are you talking about? Dazai: Don’t you remember? We made a pact when we were kids. We promised to die together. Chuuya: That was not a pact, that was a suicide note. And I didn’t sign it, you forged my signature.