I Just Remembered That Higuchi And Gin Are Both Vampires. Let The Shenanigans Begin.

I just remembered that Higuchi and Gin are both Vampires. Let the shenanigans begin.

Wait.

What if the story of Bungou Stray Dogs is just a frame narrative. So maybe Atsushi is telling this story to his children, but it's their bedtime, so he tells them that he will tell the rest of the story the next night. Atsushi then cuddles for the rest of the night with his husband, Akutagawa, who pretends to be a vampire, making both of them laugh.

In the morning, their children meet up with Chuuya and Dazai's children, who are joined by Higuchi and Gin's kid. Kenji and Kyouka reveal that they are engaged. Poe and Ranpo call in from America to say they can make the wedding date. Yosano and Kouyou shed tears at this beautiful turn of fate. Nikolai and Fyodor show up, and everyone is jokingly mad at them. Fyodor promised to bring his band over for the wedding. Nikolai says he can provide the entertainment. Kyouka and Kenji have invited Mori and Fukuzawa, who were currently on a honeymoon in Italy.

Fukuchi died because he set one order wrong and ended up killing himself and nobody else.

Aya and Teruko live with Bram and Sigma.

Kunikida started up his old relationship with Katai, and managed to clean him up a bit.

Jouno and Tetchou live happily but the Hunting Dogs group chat keeps getting spammed by Jouno and his text-to-speech.

Tachihara and Tanizaki get together after Naomi forced him to go on a double date with her and Haruno.

Lucy and Lousia get a thing going on, leaving Fitzgerald and Steinbeck alone. They get a thing going too.

Lovecraft stays asleep (he tired of this)

And they all lived gaily ever after (pun intended).

This was Asagiri can keep the mystique of what happened, leaving the fandom to wonder how everybody was still alive, and begging Asagiri on a daily basis to ask him how he did it.

There is no other way.

Have you drawn fancy Victorian Ranpo

That. That can be arranged

Bonus a pocket sized ver

Why does Atsushi look so peaceful. Why isn't he trying to resist in any way. Can I have a word with the author

Death Stray Dogs chaos

Dazai and Chuuya, watching Death Note: Mori looks like Ryuk Fyodor, outside the window: I SHALL BE THE GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD. Dazai, later, stealing Ranpoe's chips: ILL TAKE A POTATO CHIP, AND EAT IT Kunikida: Well what the fucking else were you going to do to it? Ranpo: I burn more calories than any of you, using just my brain. Yosano: Are you calling me stupid? Dazai: Chainsaw man gonna turn into Chainsaw Lady. Kyouka: Someone take away Dazai's Crunchyroll privileges. Kunikida, on the phone with Katai: Already on it. Ranpo: OOH. He's on speed dial

i hope whoever wrote this is doing okay after this last episode