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Darkstalker: Look I Get That Youre Only Using Me For My Money But Dont Worry, I Dont Mind Being Your
Darkstalker: Look I get that you’re only using me for my money but don’t worry, I don’t mind being your sugar daddy 😉
Clearsight: ...
Clearsight: Last week your card got declined trying to buy chicken strips and I had to pay because you started crying and security threatened to call the police
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Qibli: Moons’s choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Kinkajou: turn it upside down and use the 6!
Qibli: genius!
Moon: *stops choking momentarily* guys what the hell
Tsunami: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Clay: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Tsunami: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!
Clay: TOO LATE!
Willow: *eats a cinnamon roll*
Sundew: Cannibalism
Willow: *confused munching noises*
——————————————— Winter: *eats a snack*
Qibli: Cannibalism
Winter: *disgusted but secretly flustered noises*
Glory: that test was hard.
Starflight: what did you get for number 5?
Glory: 42.
Starflight: me too!
Clay: *grabs shovel* not me
Sunny: number 8 was Kansas right?
Starflight: yeah!
Clay: *starts digging hole*
Tsunami: and 10 was-
Sunny: hydrogen!
Starflight: how did you do?
Clay: *lying in hole* bury me.
Kinkajou: hypothetically, how would you react if I came home with a sloth?
Moon: what's in the box?
Kinkajou:
Moon: Kinkajou, what's in the box?
Kinkajou, softly: I think you know