Your Sending Me Mixed Signals

“Your sending me mixed signals”💀

“Move im gay” icon really

“SHAZAM” NO DICK YOUR NOT BILLY-

Every superhero needs a terrible catchphrase, what’s each bats (with Alfred being exempt from such ridiculousness of course)?

Dick/Nightwing: “SHAZAM!”

Jason/Red Hood: “Been dead, done that.”

Tim/Red Robin: “Red Robin, yum!”

Damian/Robin: “I am the son of Batman, grandson of Ra’s Al Ghul, heir to the League of Assassins…” etc. etc.

Duke/Signal: “You’re sending me mixed signals here”

Stephanie/Spoiler: “Spoiler alert!”

Cassandra/Orphan: “Don’t worry, this is only gonna hurt a lot”

Barbara/Oracle: “Did someone call for tech support?”

Harper/Bluebird: “Can we fix it? Yes we can!”

Carrie/Batgirl: “YEET!”

Kate/Batwoman: “Move, I’m gay.”

Bruce/Batman: “I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman!”

Should I start posting original headcannons skits and silly comments? I think I should for shits and giggles

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…. Thank you for your time and this masterpiece.

Also live laugh love Bernard<3333

Give me unhinged Timberkon.

Give me Bernard stalking Red Robin the same way Tim stalked batman. Give me stalker Kon, who while stalking Tim when he's overwhelmed by the world, discovers Bernard and chooses to stalk him too- just to sus him out at first, but slowly it becomes an infatuation. He's listening to both their heartbeats at night.

Give me Bernard realising he's being followed because Kon isn't as subtle as he thinks. Bernard stalking SB back, creating a theory board dedicated just to him.

Give me Tim stalking SB when they're at the tower and he's bored. Tim stalking Bernard to make sure he gets home safe. Tim realising that he's not the only one keeping him safe when he spots a flash of red and blue and leather speed off and out of sight. Tim realising that Bernard has been stalking his hero persona, that he has several boards of photos and newspaper clippings about him and Kon, about the bats and the core four.

Give me Kon, who would die for either of them, put himself in the way of immense danger, become stupid and reckless in the name of protecting what he loves. Would sacrifice himself in every scenario to ensure Tim and Bernard are safe.

Give me Tim who would infiltrate the government for his boys, would do anything, hack anything to assure their safety. Would bug their house just to make sure nothing ever happened to them. Would go insane trying to bring them back if he ever failed.

Give me Bernard who would kill for them. Who would readily bloody his hands in the name of love if it ever came to it. Who would use everything he learned in that cult to ruins someone's life if they hurt what was his.

Give me timberkon who's love is so whole, so intense, that it cannot be contained by ethics nor morals.

My sillies before most of their intresting trates!! I love them sm^^

17 year old Dick: I don't know if I'm the best or worst brother in the world for getting you up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream with me

12 year old Jason: [mouth full of ice cream] Best

17 year old Dick: Aww, what do you know? You're all hopped up on sugar. More sprinkles?

12 year old Jason: Yes, please

Hes a little shit as always and i require more fics of him, if anyone has any where he’s not horribly mis-characterized (I can handle a decent amount) gimme gimme plz:3

Duke: *is bored at the dinner table*

Duke: Hey Dick, that's a cool jacket. Isn't it Jason's, though?

Jason: Yes, that is my jacket. Why are you taking my jacket?

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: You never asked.

Dick: This is literally mine.

Jason: No it's not.

Dick: We have the same jacket.

Jason: No we don't.

Dick: We literally bought the same one.

Dick and Jason: *overlapping stupidity*

Duke: *sits back and enjoys*

I don’t normally ship Thalia and Bruce bc I see them as a slightly different dynamic but I love the way this is put sm and it makes me happy^^

The kids are chaotic and with no idea how they ended up in this situation Talia and Lois did a Wife Swap. Which is very entertaining as Talia canonically have beef with the Superfamily.

Alfred: Going morning Mrs. Lane, apologies that Master Bruce and the kids can not greet you right now. They are training.

Lois: What do you mean training? It's 6 AM.....

Clark: Good morning....Talia.

Talia: Good morning Kent. Though we don't get along I apologize for interrupting your training session.

Clark: Training session? It's 6 AM in the morning.

Talia: Judging by your comment I assume the children are still asleep?

Clark: Yes....because it's 6 AM.

Lois: Does everyone always argue with each other every minute?

Batfamily: We're not arguing!

Lois: Yes you are, my family tends to talk things out calmly.

Jason: We're not arguing it's called playful banter

Lois: Sure....

Jon: Why are you dressed like that?

Talia: Dressed like what?

Kon: Dressed so fancy... we're going to do farm work.

Talia: I am aware of that. This is my farm work attire. Thank you very much.

Clark, Kon and Jon: ......

Lois: Sooooo what do you and Talia do together?

Bruce: Sometimes we like to sit beside each other reading a book in silence.

Lois: ......

Bruce: .......

Lois: Oh! You're serious!

Kon: I was thinking of getting a nose piercing but mom and dads disapprove or whatever

Talia: I reccomend a nose piercing. They are really cute and I have one.

Kon: Coolll

Clark: TALIA STOP TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY CHILD

Lois to the Batfamily: I've always thought that you guys are dysfunctional but looking at it up close makes me realize you are far beyond that.