; My Favourite Dynamic Is Js, Like In A Team Meeting Or Smth:

; my favourite dynamic is js, like in a team meeting or smth:

; person A: okay but none of us would be able to take * enemy * !! We wouldn't even last minutes.

; person B: * raises hand *

; person A: in a fight.

; person B: * lowers hand *

; never underestimate the speed of a delivery driver.

my package says arriving today by 8pm. it is currently 7:46 and its not even out for delivery. they fucking lied to me

; I'm not including xenogenders in this bc I'd be here for years /lhexg /gen, and also not acespec bc bad day so:

; the main arospec micro labels I use are cupioromantic, reciproplatonic ( not feeling and / or reciprocating platonic attraction unless the person in question feels / shows it first ), anovelaean, and romance-favourable, all compiled into usually using arofluix as a broader term !!

; it's kinda like, I have a desire for a platonic relationship, though don't really feel platonic attraction, but only feel that desire when someone else is interested first / crushes ( what's the word for platonic crushes again sob ?? /genq ) only form if said crush wants a platonic relationship first .. I also collect labels and terms because my aro identity is really complicated and I never feel like it's properly described 100% yk ?? Romance-favourable for like, I enjoy acts usually deemed as romantic but don't actually feel said romance lol. And then I'm fluid between the identities and also my aromantic-ness fluctuates in intensity as a basic description !!

; I also use omnilesbian, omnienbylean, and panaesthetic !! Essentially I am attracted to all genders but have a preference for any non-binary / neutral / xenic ppl, and my attraction to women is different from my attraction to men / enby people ( i.e. I like women romantically and sxually / the equivalent to what romantic and sexual attraction would be if I felt it, but I only ( only ) platonically* like men and enbies !! Also my attraction to women js feels very different ig lol ) But also my gender is fluid so that always complicates things lol. And then I feel aesthetic attraction to every gender seemingly without preference so yh !!

; and I also use a lot of gender micro labels but like .. Transmasc, genderfloren ( and xenofluid ) and autigender are the main ones !!

; this has ended up much longer then I thought it'd be but sigh. Excitement to js explain this all, I could probably talk ab it for hours istg it feels like I'm hyperfixated on my queer identity lmao /hj

; *platonically in the sense I want what is described as a platonic relationship w them and feel supposed platonic attraction to them but not actually, and I also struggle to differentiate platonic from romantic and aesthetic due to neurodivergency lol

Greetings queer folks of tumblr! I would like to hear about your microlabels! The most unique ones you have!

It would be most appreciated if you could inform me of them!

Feel free to go into as little or as much detail as you like!

Some of you need to learn that there are bigger issues then indis with complex identities that you don't understand.

"But they say they're achillean and use she/her pronouns !!" Good for her, there's bigger issues. "But they're a lesboy !!" That's cool, there are bigger issues. "But they use mew/mewself pronouns irl with no 'normal' pronouns !!" So glad mew found pronouns that suit mew, there's worse things in the world. "They identify as the literal concept of time !!" That's so swagful, indis are dying. "They identify as transmasc and transfem !!" They're probably intersex, plus, there's bigger issues. "But- !" It. Doesn't. Matter. There are individs who are suffering and you'd rather argue about the validity of a stranger's identity and gatekeep labels. Focus your energy on things that actually matter instead of the validity of complex identities.

i hate you american centered fandom i hate you 'you can only reblog this today' posts that get reblogged a day too late in my timezones i hate you 'happy pride month' only being in june to the point where i forget that pride month where i am is in febuary i hate you only listing what times things release for eastern standard time and never thinking about those of us who live anywhere else i hate you posts with helplines that only include american ones and ignore helplines from any other countries

i hate you for forcing us to become americans because otherwise we can't do anything

i hate you for alienating queers that live anywhere but america

i hate you for not allowing me to be australian online because i have to be a Good American

i hate you for not allowing southerners to be southern online because they have to be Good Americans

i hate you for not allowing people of colour to be people of colour online because they have to be Good Americans

i hate you for not allowing anyone who doesnt live in america to not live in america online

i hate you for making me ashamed of games and food i grew up with because it's not american enough and all the Good Americans think it's weird

i hate you for forcing anyone who doesnt live in america to learn a different timezone and to hide things about ourselves and to forget things about ourselves and our countries

i hate you for saying religious people can be queer until the religion is anything other than christian or jewish

i hate you for your white supremacy and i hate you for it growing into just fucking american supremacy

i hate you for making me forget the number i need to call if i'm in danger because my immediate thought is 911

i hate you for making it so that we you consider to be bad be what everyone thinks is bad even though for so many places swearing isnt a fucking bad thing, it's just how we talk

i hate you for making my dad tell me to stop the swearing even though we're fucking australian and cunt is just a fucking word

i hate you for making Eastern Standard Time be considered the standard for the whole world

i hate you for making your beauty standard with your american features be whats considered the beauty standard everywhere

i hate you for making american the standard

It costs you literally nothing to leave service dogs the fuck alone.