Ok I Have Too Many Of These Types Of Stories One Is That My Great Grandmother Helped Take Down The Mob

Ok I have too many of these types of stories one is that my great grandmother helped take down the mob so if anyone want to here that story in more detail please tell me but here’s the one so im related to a murder my great aunt father killed her mother and sister and then just kind sat down at the dinner table and then dropped her off at his wife’s sister’s house and and that sister is my grandma’s mother on my dads side a different one from the one who took down the mob oh and I had a gay relative how was killed and they waited to hold the funeral until my grandfathers aunt also died

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

It should be called ‘The untold stories of modern demigods’

U know what we'd need in the riordanverse? An entire book dedicated to chill scenes from both the pjo and hoo series, as how the seven bonded together, how they accepted each other and how they imagined them before they met, etc. or how Percy was friend with the Stolls and Beckendorf, how everything was after the war (the losses, the grief...), or just this cool evening when Percy showed up in a dress because he lost a bet. I don't know, just the chill and cool scenes from chb, CJ, the Argo II...

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If you want to point a finger at a villain point it at Zeus or Poseidon or if you really want to go back Agamemnon or Aphrodite or Paris but not my boys

Guys PLEASE just because eury can't turn pigs back into people doesn't mean he would sacrifice his friends to a sea monster. That doesn't make him a hypocrite PLEASE

They’re a year apart it’s confirmed in trials of Apollo in the first book

So this woman had two children with the same god in two years time I needed a book about her yesterday

"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.