Catra (Staring At The Spy Bot Controller): Oh Come On Why Is The Video Feed Down!

Catra (Staring at the spy bot controller): Oh Come on why is the video feed down!

Scorpia: hey settle down Wildcat at least we have audio, audio from inside the private quarters of the commander of the princess alliance herself, this will be big even without video!

Catra: Uuuuuhg i guess you’re right, now let’s see what they are taking about!

Adora: Ooh Glimmer that’s great! deeper!

Glimmer: You sure Adora?

Adora: Oh Yeah! your hands are magic!

Glimmer: Is this like your first time or anything? i mean i have never heard anyone moan so much.

Adora: nah Catra used to do it all the time but it was terrible, her claws always got in the way.

Glimmer: Oh yeah i guess i can see how that would be a problem.

Adora: Yeah usually i would let her go for a bit then lie and say she took care of it and go get Lonnie to finish, or if i was really desperate i’d use a stun prod.

Glimmer: Wow so Catra was really that bad?

Adora: Yeah, i mean some times i was so desperate i would even go bug Shadow Weaver to handle it!

Catra (Jumping out of the bushes near the palace of bright moon): ADORA YOU FUCKING FLOOZY! GET DOWN HERE AND TAKE THE BACK OF MY HAND!

Glimmer (Looking away from scratching Adora’s back): What the heck is her problem!

OK Fandom when are we gonna get a Glimmadora VS Catra amv set to this?

“WASSUP BITCHES, WHILE YOU WERE ROMCOM-ING IT UP I WAS WINNING EVERYTHING”

Horde Soldier: Commander Catra! we are receiving a hail from Brightmoon requesting you!

Catra: Probably Adora or Scorpia finally coming to their senses and begging to comeback, patch it through!

Glimmer (On view screen): Hey Catra.

Catra: What do you want?

Glimmer (After a Pause to eat a bite of cookie): For you to start hitting on Lonnie.

Catra+Everyone else in the room:...wat?

Glimmer: Well she’s really hot, and well (Camera zooms out to reveal Glimmer laying in Scorpia’s lap while Adora feeds her cookies,) Odds favor that if you and her date she will end up here with me,

(Catra’s eye twitches)

Glimmer: Plus Shadow Weaver keeps baking way to many of these “Best student ever” cookies, and that’s not even getting into the “second daughter i never had” cakes she bakes, And well the Horde isn’t giving me enough of a work out to burn all these calories, so i figured Lonnie would be able to help with that, (Winks)

Catra:...Lonnie!

Lonnie:...

Catra: Lonnie i’m talking to you... (Sees Lonnie is gone and a sign in her place reading “Gone to get sweet food and Sweeter thighs, Be back never.”)

Catra: HISSSSS!

Glimmadora, FrostaXRespect, ScorpiaXLonnie, KyleXRogelio, Entrapdak, LonnieXGlimmer, LonnieXAdora, CatraXA restraining order and theorpy,

What are you your favorite ships from She Ra? I’m really curious to see what other people are into :o

Imp: I have gathered you here for you are the few whom i can trust with this noble endeavor, we must unite our skill our power and our courage to set forth and journey into the perils of beast island, there we shall rescue fair Entrapta bring her home and clear her sullied name! the path before us is treacherous and no one would call you a coward for choosing not to walk it, but if you do you will be legends! now! WHO IS WITH ME!

Scorpia: Sooo do any of you guys know what all that chirping meant or?

Lonnie: I think he was putting on a play?

Kyle: I thought maybe a stand up routine?

Imp: Curse my inarticulate vocalizations! how dearly i wish to simply exchange ideas with words, still we must press on! sweet Emily! please bring forth the visual aids!

(Emily walks up with some crude drawings showing Imp her Scorpia Rogelio and Kyle who is being bridal carried by Rogelio going to an island retrieving Entrapta, after which Catra who has smell lines drawn around her is shown being sent to beast island and then Hordak and Entrapta get married and live happily ever after,)

Scorpia:...Hey guys while we are all here anyone want to go rescue Entrapta?

Lonnie: Great idea!

Kyle: Yeah

(Rogelio gives a thumbs up)

Lonnie: See that’s why she’s a force captain!

Imp: Confound you Gentle Scorpia! your ignorance and witlessness frustrate me to no ends! and yet your pure and kind soul make it impossible for me to hate you!