Me When I Have A Very Favourite Blog And Im Waiting For Them To Post Like 0-0

me when I have a very favourite blog and I’m waiting for them to post like 0-0

Good to know he’s also atrocious at geography. This man really did not read that one educating book in a day.

what happened to the fender of your car? people are talking about it even over here in california. of course, i've heard rumors, but you know how news travels, and from across the country, i couldn't be sure of its credibility.

anyway, i wanted to hear it from you. it's nothing so horrific as the rumors say, correct?

correct?

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. AUG 1922

Dear Old Sport,

Oh, California! My favorite sliver of the middle west. You know, I’m from San Francisco. Purportedly.

That being said, my car is just fine. Fender and all. I hit something on the road but—well, as I said, it’s fixed now. Everything is back to spick and span. And you can tell anyone who asks. Show them this letter, if you have to, as it bears the authentic signature:

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby

I hope you know this had me in TEARS

i don’t know why it was so funny to me

but it was

One of my Very Specific criticisms of Leonardo DiCaprio’s gatsby is that every time he tries to be passionate he just goes slightly cross eyed and looks like he’s about to come???? like even as he’s dying the face he pulls is not melancholic or passionate it’s weirdly horny???

Daisy having a terrible night for whatever reason and reaching out to ANY of her friends for support only for them all to be “too busy” to come over and help. Daisy having to stare down the fact that nobody in her life loves her past the point where she’s useful to them. Daisy not even being able to call the people who called her the ‘love of their lives’ because she wasn’t. She was only a shiny toy, a way into a world. A means to an end. Auuugh my girl.

One of my Very Specific criticisms of Leonardo DiCaprio’s gatsby is that every time he tries to be passionate he just goes slightly cross eyed and looks like he’s about to come???? like even as he’s dying the face he pulls is not melancholic or passionate it’s weirdly horny???

If you’re able to continue to blorboify Jay Gatsby despite BEING A MOB BOSS i don’t want to hear ANYTHING about how Daisy is uniquely evil and cruel and mean for the hit and run.