If Youre Able To Continue To Blorboify Jay Gatsby Despite BEING A MOB BOSS I Dont Want To Hear ANYTHING

If you’re able to continue to blorboify Jay Gatsby despite BEING A MOB BOSS i don’t want to hear ANYTHING about how Daisy is uniquely evil and cruel and mean for the hit and run.

I hope you know this had me in TEARS

i don’t know why it was so funny to me

but it was

One of my Very Specific criticisms of Leonardo DiCaprio’s gatsby is that every time he tries to be passionate he just goes slightly cross eyed and looks like he’s about to come???? like even as he’s dying the face he pulls is not melancholic or passionate it’s weirdly horny???

i love when my mutuals get excited about something. hell yeah this will be my entire tumblr feed for at least 15 minutes. do i know what’s going on? no, but you’re excited and that’s rad

being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity

One of my Very Specific criticisms of Leonardo DiCaprio’s gatsby is that every time he tries to be passionate he just goes slightly cross eyed and looks like he’s about to come???? like even as he’s dying the face he pulls is not melancholic or passionate it’s weirdly horny???

that's how oomfies should treat me btw^