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Me in maths class:
Me: ok brain, we gotta pay attention in case I don't understand this. Got it?
My Brain: Scarian but as teachers chaperoning for a camp trip!
Me: OH COME ON...
I dunno…thinking about her 💖
“you’re not over the professionally taken twitchcon photos..?—“
NO IM NOT OVER THE PROFESSIONALLY TAKEN TWITCHCON PHOTOS???????? YOU SEEING THIS U GUYS?????? OHHH MYYYYY
Suddenly remembered that Class of 09 existed and went with this scene to use, but honestly it could go either way with these two involved >3<
Grian isekai au because the life series watcher lore is so isekai coded... like fym this guy turned into a player to save his friends that is literally a isekaier right there!!!!
Anyways, yeah <3 he got isekaid into his own novel full of tragedy and suffering, one like = one prayer 🙏 for Grian
Additional little facts and stuff down here 👇
- Grian, One, and Two all have some sort of head cover to allude to the Watcher's robes. Along with the evo symbol embroidered in their clothing and an eye pin.
- One and Two are actually based on Steve and Alex from the WeTheWatchers minecraft skin.
- One, Two, and Three are their pen names.
- Scar being Grian's favourite alludes to 3rd life (because im still ill abt 3rd life) where Grian says that he still sticks with Scar after he lost his 1st life because "he's the most interesting character here."
- I dont actually know how Grian got isekaid in the first place. It's either:
a. He gets hit by a truck (classic)
b. He gets so stressed about One and Two being the average ao3 writer and butchering his characters he got sick and d-worded in his sleep (he's so dramatic)
c. He just gets pulled in inside the novel Dora style middway complaining about the angst One and Two wrote.
Dizzie definitely had someone on their side in the animation department cause I did not think I’d find scenes of these two outside their webisode😭
there should be more appreciation for Joel and Lizzy… theyre so cute… and theyre married irl… and their SHIP NAME IS JIZZIE I MEAN COME ON NOW PEOPLE-
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If I had a nickel for every irl married couple with a questionable ship name I would have 2 nickels. That's not a lot but its really weird.
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Hhhhhh the urge to draw scar again is coming in hot. The urge to manifest this man thru my fingertips by screen just so i could oggle at his beauty aUGH. HOW IS THE MAN GORGEOUS IN EVERY WAY????? LIKE.. NO MATTER THE ARTSTYLE?????? HECK MAYBE JUST SPLAT ON HIS SIGNATURE COLOR AS BLOCKS (like that perry the platypus meme) AND I'D STARE AT IT FOR DAYS???????
Enjoy
Grian: Scar! You gotta be more confident! Mumbo: Yeah! You gotta be yourself! Scar: PICK ONE! I CAN’T DO BOTH!
Scar: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Gem: Scar, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Scar: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Impulse: ...It was a bug. Scar: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Gem: ... Impulse: ... Scar: Stop looking at me like that!
Tango: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Scott: It’s my turn to cuddle Jimmy. Tango: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
Scar: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Etho: Joel, probably.
Joel: Jimmy ain’t the problem this year. Lizzie: When are you gonna get it? Jimmy is ALWAYS the problem.
*playing twister* Scar: Right hand red. Etho: *ends up on top of Bdubs* Bdubs: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Scar: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Bdubs, staring upwards: So, Etho broke up with me… haha… Martyn: Why are you looking up? Bdubs: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
Bdubs: I know you love them. Scar: I am not in love with Grian! Bdubs, staring at Scar: I never said who... Scar: *realizes* Scar: Shit. Well, anyways-
Ren: Martyn kissed me! Scar: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Ren: It was unbelievable! Scar: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Etho: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Scar, get the wine and unplug the phone. Ren, does this end well or do we need tissues? Ren: Oh, it ended very well. Scar: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Etho: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Ren: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Etho: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back? Ren: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Scar and Etho: Ohhh. *meanwhile* Martyn eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them. Scott: Tongue? Martyn: Yeah. Grian: Cool.
Tango: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Jimmy and I are dating. Jimmy, Martyn, Grian, and Scott: *gasp* Tango: Jimmy, why are you surprised?!
Do y'all want more of this or something else for next time?
Mumbo: There's beer in the cooler. Lizzie: What about for the children? Mumbo: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer. Joel: Why don't we just give the kids water? Mumbo, angrily: I suppose you could do that!
Gem: You know, I always wanted to be somebody. Scott: You probably should have been more specific.
Lizzie: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.
Ren: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Grian: Yeah- Gem: *kicks in the door*
Joel: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Martyn: *sighing* Scott. Scott: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. Impulse: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
Skizz: Pros and cons of dating me. Skizz: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Skizz: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? Tango: Death penalty. Skizz, from the gallery: Tango, it’s just a parking ticket. Tango, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.
Gem: You’re overthinking this. Jimmy: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Gem. What if I’m underthinking?
Mumbo: Hey, Cleo? Can I get some dating advice? Cleo: Just because I'm with Etho doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Pearl: What's your most controversial video game hot take? Grian: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space. Etho: Mario is a woman and just really butch.
Scar: Bad news—Impulse locked themself outside of their own house. Scar: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Scar: Bad news—Mumbo finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Scar: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Scar: Bad news—it was Grian, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.
Jimmy: Truth or dare? Grian: Dare. Jimmy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Grian: Hey Gem? Gem, blushing: Yeah? Grian: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Etho.
BigB: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people? Skizz: You mean movies? Ren: Concerts? Scar: Prostitutes? BigB: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-
BigB: I truly hate it here <3 Scott: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it? Jimmy: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women? Tango: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny? Mumbo: I’m having a fucking stroke. Jimmy: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!
BigB, about Jimmy and Tango: My god, would you two just get a room already? Tango: Excuse me, BigB? BigB: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Jimmy: ... Lizzie: I ship it! Skizz: CAN YOU NOT?
Grian: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? BigB: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Impulse: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Scott: What was the color called before then? Pearl: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Gem: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves. Impulse: Okay, my name is Impulse but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad. Gem: Okay that's not happening- how about you! Ren: I'm Ren and I like the movie White Chicks! Gem: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that. Bdubs: My name is Bdubs and I hate this place, it actually sucks here... Gem: Okay... and you... Scott: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Scott and my favorite color is... math.
Impulse: Eugh, Ren. Bdubs: Remember when they tried to kill us because I wouldn’t marry them? BigB: They’re always trying to trick me into giving them my house! Mumbo: One time I caught them stealing my moisturizer…
Bdubs: Mumbo, let’s go! Mumbo: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter. Bdubs: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance. Mumbo: What-? Bdubs: Mom, Dad, Mumbo smoked pot in college. Mumbo: You are such a tattletale! Mumbo: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Etho who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry. Bdubs: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Mumbo did. Mumbo: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Bdubs did. Bdubs: Mumbo hasn’t worked for a year! Mumbo: Bdubs and Etho are living together! Bdubs: Mumbo married Grian in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN! Pearl: I love Jacques Cousteau! Grian: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! Gem: I wanna gooo!!
Scott: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive. Impulse: “I bought a monster truck.” Cleo: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.” Gem: “I got you pizza.” Scar: Fools! I present to you this: “Bdubs is driving to your house right now.” Impulse: “Bdubs had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.” Scott: “…Because they missed you.”
PLUS A BONUS HERMITCRAFT ONE:
Xisuma, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Impulse: Hey. Scar: Hi. Grian: Hello. Mumbo: Hey! Xisuma: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Gem: We were out of Doritos.
Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable
stop forcing shit... if they’re not giving you the same effort & energy, fall back
Have Some more
Grian: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.
Pearl: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Scott a little bit. BigB, holding Pearl's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Pearl: No, that's our joint tombstone. BigB: My mistake.
Bdubs: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? BigB: Wait, what’s the difference? Bdubs: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
Scott: I hate you. Pearl: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Impulse: What is your favourite mythical story? BigB: The Story Of My Will To Live. Impulse: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
Scar: Why is Joel making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Ren! Ren: It’s because I’m Joel’s favorite. Scar: I hate you.
Pearl: Is the pink panther a lion? Impulse: Say that again but slower. Pearl: I don’t get it. Impulse: He’s a PANTHER. Pearl: Is that a type of lion? Impulse: No, it’s a fucking panther. Pearl: *googles panther* They aren’t pink? Impulse: AND LIONS ARE?!
Impulse: Good night. Mumbo: Sleep tight. Tango: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Scar: Great, now Mumbo's crying.
Scar: Pearl, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery. Pearl: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!
Joel: What happened?! Pearl: Do you want the long version or the short version? Joel: Sh-short?? Pearl: Shit's fucked. Joel: Okay, long. Pearl: Shit's very fucked.
Scar & Tango:*Playing video games* Joel: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Scar: *silence* Tango: *silence* Joel, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Scar & Tango in shame: Yeah...
Joel to Cleo, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. Tango, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Scar: That sounds so threatening… Skizz: The Wedding Games… Scott: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Cleo: Beautiful. Joel: Fuck all of you!
Impulse, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Tango: Blue flavor! Impulse: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Tango: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Impulse: Blue is not a flavor! Tango: BLUE FLAVOR!
Impulse: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Grian: Put spaghetti in it. Impulse: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Jimmy: Put spaghetti in it. Impulse: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Tango: Put spaghetti in it. Impulse: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Grian: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. Grian: *cuts piece of cake* Joel: ...Can I have some? Grian: Cake is for talkers.
Scott: Oooh, a train! Jimmy: We’re in a train station, Scott.
Gem: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Bdubs: The cow?? Gem:What? Impulse: Bdubs, W H Y?
Pearl: *sneaking in through their window* BigB: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Pearl: I was with Jimmy? Jimmy: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
Scar: You can track Pearl? Jimmy: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
Tango: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Martyn: So, Scar and Gem. Martyn: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Scar: We had a bad day. Martyn: And… MURDER?! Gem: It was a pretty bad day…
Bdubs: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Martyn: *crouches down* Joel: *kneels down* Cleo: *sits on the floor* Bdubs: Bdubs: I hate all of you.
honestly i barely remember that chapter
a very quick and messy doodle bc I miss them (+art block is killer)
