Sherlock: *dying*

sherlock: *dying*

sherlock’s brain: you haven't confessed your love to john yet tho

sherlock: oh shit u right *alive*

- NO COMMENT from Sherlock when Mrs Hudson assumes they’re a  couple

-John, hold my hand\

- Mary giving both SH and JW thumbs up after making them go out for a case

- Jim Moriarty saying, in behalf of the whole fandom, ‘ why don’t you two just elope already?’

- Since when do you call me John? ( In the 19th century, you call someone by their first name only if you’re intimate and/or romantically involved.

- Come on, John, You miss it, just the two of us against the world

- I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes

-”Are you jealous?” ”We’re not a couple” “yes you are”

- “shall I tell him?” “they were my measurements”

- “that thing you offered to do.. *stutter* *stutter* very good”

-’ sherlock is actually a girl’s name’

-your life is not your own, keep your hands off of it

A list of things that are unacceptable if tjlc doesn't happen

-“can we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?” -“a date, it’s where two people who like each other go out and have fun” “that’s what I was suggesting” “no it’s not–at least I hope it’s not” -“you taking my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool-people will talk” -“im not gay” “well I am, look at us both” -“you’re a great boyfriend, Sherlock Holmes is a lucky man” -“sorry we couldn’t do a double bed for you” “is yours a snorer?” -“his LIVE IN PA” -“you with your…cheekbones” -the entirety of the scene where mrs hudson assumes that John is getting married to a dude and was sherlocks boyfriend -the completely flat, boring, and disjointed “love story” of John and Mary (a man who only seemed to half like her to start with, literally textually says he doesn’t like her anymore to her face, hasn’t slept with her in months, is emotionally cheating on her, but is supposedly wracked with pain over losing her 🙄🙄) -uh for that matter John throwing Mary’s arm off himself after waking up from a dream about Sherlock -“into battle” -Sherlock finding John Watson more interesting than cases -the stag night, including “I don’t mind”, and Tessa’s story about “wanting to go farther” with its cuts to sherlocks and John’s faces -sherlocks sad face at the end of tsot -Sherlock going back to drugs after John’s wedding (but not when he thought Irene was dead) -“look how you care about John Watson, your damsel in distress” -“there’s something I’ve wanted to say always, and I might as well say it now…” -“the man we both love”

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10-7-18

OH MA GAAAAD

“Maybe he already has…”

Did Mofftiss just subtly imply Johnlock because

Oh my god. I just realized that Amy and Jake will probably have a little Peraltiago baby in Season 6 and I don't know why I didn’t give it much thought but now it just hit me like a truck how is Jake going to handle the lil Peraltiago baby he will take care of it and love it so hard because his dad never loved him and omg I'm just PUMPED for the rest of Season 6 yasss

when you’re told to stop shipping characters