OH MA GAAAAD

OH MA GAAAAD

“Maybe he already has…”

Did Mofftiss just subtly imply Johnlock because

It is what it is.

John Locke

(I see you Moftiss)

Campy Gay/Grumpy Bi Johnlock + text posts

I know a lot’s been said in this past week, but it IS gonna happen. You just gotta have faith. Until then, enjoy these pictures. 😗

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Oh my god. I just realized that Amy and Jake will probably have a little Peraltiago baby in Season 6 and I don't know why I didn’t give it much thought but now it just hit me like a truck how is Jake going to handle the lil Peraltiago baby he will take care of it and love it so hard because his dad never loved him and omg I'm just PUMPED for the rest of Season 6 yasss

things I’ve said that my students have found funny:

You’re not allowed to die in this classroom

If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office

[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years

whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it

[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat

If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers

In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you

[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them

You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t the edible kind

[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci

[a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is