Pov My Thought Process When Talking To Any Woman Ever (this Is Why My Response Is Often Delayed Im Just

pov my thought process when talking to any woman ever (this is why my response is often delayed im just buffering, be patient) /hj

ride my face- I mean ride my thigh- shit I mean suck my strap- fuck uh you look beautiful today.

fyi if you call sex “sleeping w someone” youre a pussy. say sex. say you fucked. say whatever. if you had sex w someone AND THEN slept with them, thats fine and dandy. but they are two separate things. when i say i want to sleep with someone i mean i want to SLEEP with someone. get it right.

a trend going around on tiktok reminded me of my furry characters i abandoned so heres a revamped version of one of my fursonas, vulcan

beware of attack lesbian!! reblog if you too are, indeed, an attack lesbian

just saw an ellie williams post that said “ITS THROBBING HER NAME IN MORSE CODE” and i have to say that was definitively the most hilarious thing ive ever seen typed out on anything ever. i just. i fucking love this site. what the fuck is wrong with these fuckers lol /lh

One of the fastest ways to get a fear-aggressive animal to trust you is to allow them to bite you, and then not punishing them. Holding out your hand, allowing the teeth to hold your hand with carefully controlled strenth, a low growl, and eyes white with fear. Trembling torn between terror and a deep, deep need to be touched. This, too, is a form of yuri