Adding To This, Heres My List Of CANONICAL Memes/recurring Gags That I Noticed On My Fifth Binge Of The

adding to this, heres my list of CANONICAL memes/recurring gags that I noticed on my fifth binge of the series:

- “sHUT UP [insert male crewmember here]”

- *highly concerned, questioning tone* “Heeeeraaaa...???”

- (with an air of sarcasm) “Happy To Be Of Assistance”

- excessive use of acid. no really. like, unreasonably excessive use of acid. the Hephaestus crew uses that shit like duct tape.

- Hilbert's DIY seaweed replacements (“is... pastime!”)

- irresponsible air management. 65% of the station’s problems involve issues with the artificial atmosphere (and honestly? that’s to be expected in space)

- Specimen 34, aka the goddamn plant monster. I loved 34 immensely and I loved even more that the whole crew just fuckin rolled with it.

- the fucking Empty Man.

and now for my own headcanon additions:

- can’t find something? it was probably in BOX 953 *glare at Minkowski*

- blaming increasingly ridiculous issues on the plant monster [e.g. “the aft deck lavatory has no more toilet paper” “oh the plant monster probably stole it all”]

- something breaks? Hilbert can make a replacement out of seaweed

- *alarm sounds for any reason* “Eiffel go get your burrito from the microwave”

- referring to Hilbert exclusively as “dear Rat Boy”

- bathroom breaks are Priority One Mission Tasks

- increasingly inaccurate guesses regarding the names of the songs coming through Alien Replay Radio™️

- repeated consideration of burning the Home Alone 2 tape for warmth

- on a related note, Hera canonically has access to basically all of recorded history including films but refuses to share with the crew. Eiffel begged her for a week straight to be able to watch Star Wars and then gave up. “why do you torture us like this” “I can’t override my Bentham directory so this is how I make you suffer instead”

ok but consider

memes on the Hephaestus

-[placing object that is not coffee into coffee mug] wow i love this new coffee

- when will the mouthwash return from the war

-classical music is alien appropriation

- everyone trying to out-obscure everyone else with references to the most minor things

- (everyone assumes Doug will have the most up his sleeve)

- (surprise)

- (it’s Minkowski and her theater-loving ass)

- ‘but what does Pryce and Carter say about THIS’

- plant monster impersonations

- putting sticky notes on Hilbert’s back

- [minor inconvenience] ‘this is why we needed a cannon’

- friendship bracelets

- Hera saying ‘I’m in’ in a deadpan whenever she accesses a system

- the lego incident

he has wares if you have coin

I hate to spoil the perfect 69 notes but I made a version of this a while ago and it’s been immortalized in at least three separate discord servers.

Mothman

You're a moth and a man

I said Mothman

Got a twelve foot wingspan

I said Mothman

Scared some kids in a van

On their

Way

To

Meet

Some

Fam'ly

Our favorite cryptid's an

M-O-T-H

The famous man who's an

M-O-T-H

He's a nocturnal dude

He's got wings and he flies

And he's

Got

Them

Big

Ol

Red Eyes

MOTHMAN

HES A MOTH AND A MAN

I SAID MOTHMAN

HES A MOTH AND A MAN

I SAID MOTHMAN

HES A MOTH AND A MAN

SO

TURN

ON

ALL

YOUR

LAMPS

PLEASE

flap flap flap flap flap

I love Stabby honestly and I'm so glad I finally found the original post so I can reblog it.

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

Snowy is a specbio god change my mind

Doodles of randomly generated aliens https://zarkonnen.itch.io/planet-generator

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