So Proud Of This Line

so proud of this line

Marlene: I can feel the sexual tension through the screen Mary: What’s that I smell? Gay? Remus: Sorry, all I can smell is bullshit coming from you, Mary :/

Marlene: baby you look like fireefd Dorcas: oh yeah babe BABE dbhbdfdad Sirius: and we were flirting 🙄🙄 Remus: Uhh… We were? Sirius: … Marlene: … Dorcas: … Lily: …

when i'm scrolling and get a notification from tumblr and i'm like "ooo who liked my post" but it's just them saying that i've liked 1000 posts in the span of a day, i- 😭😭😭😭

Lily: Ok! I'm Lily, she/her, I am an aquarius, and there used to be this creepy af guy who was obsessed with me and followed me into an ice cream shop and stalked me for like six years, haha! I nominate Remus to introduce himself next. Wake up bitch!!

[Marauders Rule!] Prongs: oh shit Prongs: that was me Prongs: um Padfoot: ahaha knew it

Remus: Sirius, I really fucking like you Sirius: Aww, Rem, I like you too!! Remus: I really fucking like you. And I really want to rearrange that sentence. Sirius: Uhhh. Me too!! Sirius, whispering: Really, fucking I like you? Like, I fucking you really? You really fucking I like? Remus: Oh for God's sake, Sirius. I want to fuck you. Sirius: oooohhhhhhhhh

Remus: okay… I'm sorry

Remus: also, how did u know that?

Remus: Are you a "furry" or something?

Sirius: whaT

Sirius: WDYM "FURRY"

Remus: I don't know what they are, but my friends accuse me of being one

Remus: Because of my name

Sirius: My friends call me a furry bc of my name too

Remus: Yeah, dog star.

Sirius: WTF

Sirius: HOW DO U KNOW THAT

Remus: It's called knowledge??

Remus: Doesn't everyone know that????

Sirius: HOW DO U KNOW STARS AND NOT YOUR NAMESAKE

Sirius: GHFGH JFGHDGJHGH JGFDHAGFHJDAGFJ HDGAHFGD AJHFI IYA UFTHAGB

Sirius: FSFAGSAGSAKFIOSAYv

Sirius: DHSAVFSAHIOSA

Remus: stop being dramatic

Remus: or I'll block you.

Sirius: GDFSHJGSJHFSJHAGF

Sirius: DONT U DARE

Sirius: U DONT HAVE IT IN UUU

Sirius: FFHJFJDGFDAFAGD

Sirius: WOLFY WOLFY WOLFY

Sirius: WOLFY BOY WOLF BOIIII

Sirius: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Siririus: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[message not delivered]

Sirius: OH FUCK YOU

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Sirius: well, my name is sirius Remus: For real? Sirius: yes, for real Sirius: i guess you could almost say Sirius: that Sirius: im being Sirius: serious Sirius: gfdhsjgfgdsj HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Sirius: THAT NEVER GETS OLD UFGHJGFJDHGJFDHGFJHDGJFHDGDFH Remus: I hate you already Remus: I'm Remus.