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luigi comic

Yeah this made me grin. Here come the locusts

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

Close enough... welcome back Billy Blazes (Rescue Heroes, 1999)

favorite word?

Let's go with "pleopodal"

It's the type of lungs terrestrial isopods have! Modified gills, so they need moisture to breathe

Also, it's fun to say

@im-forgetful ARE YOU GOOD

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???

One thing I hate about my college-given personal laptop

Jon Arbuckle is kinda,,

I'm starting to find the deranged House MD content. The edits. The shitposts. I know I'm digging into a well developed fandom. Just finished season one. This is going to be a tasty meal

OKAY WHOA

hello jon

:)

* sprays goo gone on Chuck *

Gonna play this next time I need to clean my dorm room and see if it makes me go faster

So, due to a series of fortunate events, I got it for free from Oriental Trading. ((No they aren't paying me to advertise him, it was actually SLIGHTLY sketchy but don't worry about it))

Fun fact! He's technically a plush doorstop. He has a metal plate in his base that weighs him down wonderfully so he doesn't fall over. Also, if you crash, a special hidden mechanism activates which gives him the ability to fly, break glass, break bones, and maim or kill! (aka this thing might rocket straight though your windshield due to the weight). Cool, right?!

"K9 Doorstop Oriental Trading" should bring you to him :)

I'll save you the time to check the price: he's 40 dollars and actually officially licensed. Based on how much I use him (feeling a deep friendship with him whatever I'm in my car), for my uses, 40 dollars is worth it! If I did pay it

I'm a silly little dumdum and left the plate in because, idk, K9 sitting upright as I take sharp turns is more important than my safety, but I feel morally obligated to let you know that you probably *should* remove the plate if you have him in a vehicle. Or die with honor, impaled by a robot dog. Both perfectly good options so long as you are informed that this thing May Kill You.

FIVE STARS FROM ME! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

He's held up very well over the years and changed from a grey-blue to a more screen accurate grey in the sun, which I love, would recommend. This K9 doorstop is to die for!

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

I love watching the blorbo (Dr House) do enrichment activities (medical malpractice)

Wait I wanna draw this okay future me GO !!!

realest answer

And you like the Magnus Archives??

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@timelordsandkittens

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Well. I. Uh,, 👉👈 ...have Tumblr for a reason you see

(the blorbos)

(also, I like soup)

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@i-am-a-fish

Fact check?

Something that brings me great joy: birds can literally be dragons if I want. Dragons can have feathers. Dragons can have a beak. Dragons... can just be birds... and they come in lots of colors and sizes. some live in cities. some hunt. some are super smart. some are fluffy. the world is such a magical place*

🥺 💖 ✨

*This is sounds crazy, and I can barely put this thought into words, but its so real to me. magic is real, but people learned how it works, so its science.

what if we could understand magic and still have it feel special? life is so rare, and im here to enjoy it all (100% not disregarding science, love science, im just saying its so SPECIAL you know??)

Reblog this so people actually see it, I feel like it might be important. Dire even. To know.

Art... Fandom... I guess this should go in both blogs?

Made this while sorting through old newspapers at my job last year. I didn't even think of it as an archivist-adjacent job at the time (part of it was reading old newspapers for any mention of my college, and cutting out relevant clippings)... But... Kinda!

Spock and a dragon, from the plot-your-own-adventure story, Star Trek II: Distress call. Your reminder that dragons are canon in the Star Trek universe, a fact which I will never get tired of!

I... Actually haven't made it naturally to this page yet, I was just fanning the pages and this picture flipped open. If anyone wants to know what's going on I'll have to play/read some more and hope I make it there eventually. My eyes did see "Dungeons and Dragons" mentioned, but I was trying so hard not to read it

The illustrations are by John Speirs

YOU GET IT!!1!1!1!!!

I've just discovered #companionsona .for companions that you just. You MAKE UP A GUY. To travel with the doctor. Now, self inserts are NOT my thing. I don't wanna read about ME. IM not a BLORBO. But;!ok. Listen. The Doctor has had SO many companions... And timesn... I could make up silly little guys. For instances that you can't prove didn't really happen, or won't happen in the future. They can almost even be real??? Right??? Anyways. Just had to say, I think it's a good thing.

Hey dudes and *squints*... humans!

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you really shouldn't have heard me out.