Jarl Brum: Welcome To The First Official Meeting Of The Fuck Nina Zenik Council, Where Weve All Gathered

jarl brum: welcome to the first official meeting of the “fuck nina zenik” council, where we’ve all gathered to say a collective “fuck you” to the grisha witch who keeps ruining our plans.

matthias, sweating: i may have misunderstood something.

Nina: What you’re doing is illegal.

Jesper: I’m not taking advice from you, you pronounce the ‘g’ in lasagna.

I love how the crows were like, “Who do we know who can forge a shipping manifest?” And Kaz responded with, “How do you think Specht got kicked out of the navy?”

Side character of all time

Wylan: Can you come get your freak of a man please, he’s committing atrocities

Inej: No, I set him loose on purpose. He needs enrichment

feelings for Inej: *exist*

Kaz:

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com