Wylan: How Do I Get My Finger To Stop Bleeding?
wylan: how do i get my finger to stop bleeding?
kaz: put pressure on it.
wylan, to his finger: if you don’t learn to read then your dad will never love you
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wylan: *hands Jesper bottle of
water*
jesper: *drinking it* thanks but
what's this for?
wylan: Nina says you get thirsty
around me
jesper: *chokes on water*
Six Of Crows as things my friends have said:
Matthias: I’m smarter than I look, but I look very dumb.
Nina: I’m everyone’s side bitch.
Wylan: This beat slaps harder than my dad.
Inej: what’s BDSM?
Jesper: isn’t it that k-pop group?
Kaz: i want to be an astronaut so I can be 200 kilometres away from everyone’s bullshit.
Kaz: That goes against my moral compass.
Inej: your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Kaz.
Kaz: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Jesper: Mine just says "Jesper, no"
Kaz: and I want you to apply that to every possible situation.
SoC if they went ice skating:
Jesper: Suprisingly good but always trying to show off for Wylan, but before he falls he always just catches himself. Ends up pushing Kaz round the rink, and causing complete chaos. Loses control of the float a couple of times...
Inej: The epitome of elegance and grace. Born for ice skating, and then freaks out the first time she sees the skates because K N I F E S H O E S. Her and Nina get into all kinds of trouble, because they zoom around breaking apart couples and barely dodging people...
Kaz: Is completely awful (his leg doesn’t help him tbh). But because he’s a criminal genius, he realises as soon as he steps in the ice rink that he’s not great, and manages to trick Jesper into pushing him around on a banana float thing for the whole time.
Nina: Is good at it, and convinces Inej to create chaos across the rink. Mainly there for the hot chocolate afterwards :)
Wylan: Can’t do any tricks or go super fast, but he can stand and skate, and for him that’s enough. Mainly has fun laughing at Jesper’s antics and then Jesper having to push Kaz around, and Kaz’s expression when Jesper goes way too fast.
Matthias: The best out of the crows. He grew up on ice. The most elegant angel ever, and the rest of the crows are s h o o k. No one expected him to be this good. Literally should have been a figure skater. Nina teases him about his hidden talent, but she actually loves how god he is.
Kiwi: Melts the ice.