Matthias: That Sounds Like A Horrible Plan!

Matthias: That sounds like a horrible plan!

Wylan: Oh, we’ve had worse.

Six Of Crows as things my friends have said:

Matthias: I’m smarter than I look, but I look very dumb.

Nina: I’m everyone’s side bitch.

Wylan: This beat slaps harder than my dad.

Inej: what’s BDSM?

Jesper: isn’t it that k-pop group?

Kaz: i want to be an astronaut so I can be 200 kilometres away from everyone’s bullshit.

SoC if they went ice skating:

Jesper: Suprisingly good but always trying to show off for Wylan, but before he falls he always just catches himself. Ends up pushing Kaz round the rink, and causing complete chaos. Loses control of the float a couple of times...

Inej: The epitome of elegance and grace. Born for ice skating, and then freaks out the first time she sees the skates because K N I F E S H O E S. Her and Nina get into all kinds of trouble, because they zoom around breaking apart couples and barely dodging people...

Kaz: Is completely awful (his leg doesn’t help him tbh). But because he’s a criminal genius, he realises as soon as he steps in the ice rink that he’s not great, and manages to trick Jesper into pushing him around on a banana float thing for the whole time.

Nina: Is good at it, and convinces Inej to create chaos across the rink. Mainly there for the hot chocolate afterwards :)

Wylan: Can’t do any tricks or go super fast, but he can stand and skate, and for him that’s enough. Mainly has fun laughing at Jesper’s antics and then Jesper having to push Kaz around, and Kaz’s expression when Jesper goes way too fast.

Matthias: The best out of the crows. He grew up on ice. The most elegant angel ever, and the rest of the crows are s h o o k. No one expected him to be this good. Literally should have been a figure skater. Nina teases him about his hidden talent, but she actually loves how god he is.

Kiwi: Melts the ice.

Kaz: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Jesper: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense.

I want the megacorp that is disney to die as much as the next guy, but before it does I want it to pump so much money into percy jackson that by the sheer power of disney media domination they actually replace hp's cultural relevance with PJO in the global consciousness of important children's book series and media

Inej: Nina did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Nina: Oh yeah I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. This one’s called Sparkle Suds- dress loud

Matthias: Stop putting glitter in everything! This morning it was in the butter

Nina: disco dairy - spread the party