SmallComic # 49: HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

SmallComic # 49: HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Yeah, those angels. They're really like everyone else; they only care about superficial things like Christmas lights and eating sugar cookies. Why else would they come down to earth? Earth is where all the cool things are. So I guess this guy's out of luck. But look, it all works out in the end. After he freezes to death he's going to go to heaven, and then he's free to come down whenever he wants and be an asshole like this angel. That's what a lot of people don't realize, that's the true divine mystery. Spiritual fulfillment isn't about freedom from pain, or freedom from desire. It's about freedom to be an asshole. You fuckin' farter. ; ) Happy holidays.

little bittle # 35: Honey Bunny #webcomic #comic

Little Bittle 40: Cool Guy 2   

And the Winner is...

Dear Smalls:

The 2012 SmallComic Caption Contest has come to a close. We'd like to thank all of our pals and gals for participating. It was a hard decision, but we chose our Winner and Runner Up:

WINNER:

ghostbonesart:

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RUNNER UP:

365daysofdrawing:

"Hi. I'm here to apply for the school janitor position."

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Whoooooooo.  Yeah. I'm surprised we got that many entries, these were pretty difficult to caption. All of the other entries are below.  Ghost Bones Art will get a fancy smallcomic t-shirt of anything he wants as well as a drawing.  365daysofdrawing will get an exquisite drawing of whatever subject. 

Everyone else who entered will recieve a doodle through message. 

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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Cartoon #1: 

KindaGamey

 "I'll grant your wishes kid! 

"Sounds like socialist bullcrap to me. no thanks."

ghostbonesart

Girl sitting at desk: I wish my genie would stop farting already

Genie: NEVERRRRR

awildhappiness

"Stop doing that please, someone can see you and we have a bad reputation with the public opinion already because of this sonofabitch Taxil. They now think you're a freaking demon, go figure! Better keep a low profile from now on. Goddamn oxxy-dentals always twisting everything. How many times I'll have to repeat: my name is fucking Wesir.

 -Yeah, I learned all that in the Internet, this sucks-"

JDSundeavors

caption# 1: I am Phwen, the Public Fart Genie you have summoned with your buttocks. You may choose the 3 people in this room who will look down on you.

http://www.365daysofdrawing.co.uk/

caption 1 "You're an ass genie? No I've never heard of you and no you definitely can't go back in!"

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Cartoon #2: 

KindaGamey

"You think that's wierd.  My other hat is a penis."

richardstelmach

 "Look Mom, I'm sorry I really have to go.... kind of in the middle of something... yes I will make sure to wash my hands after the murder" 

gschaffeetattoos

“Goodnight Moon”

awildhappiness

"Yes ma'am, we currently have issues with the recent fires of the latest century, I'm afraid we cannot help you at the moment. What's that? How did I assume you were a lady? Well it's not that amazing really, I just let you walk two or three miles to calculate your pacing and I'm now walking right behind you." 

doublethinkdesign 

 "If you don't come back to me, I'll chop my fucking foot off with this axe! I swear to God I'll do it. You'll be sorry when I only have one foot and I have to hop everywhere, you'll see." Emotional blackmail is one hell of a drug.

Little Bittle 27:  A Monk and His New Pal

Day 26 of #30dayscomics

LB #39: Destiny

As Charles Bovary says in Flaubert's classic, "Fate is to blame."