"Strawberries, Chocolate, Badger, Snake, Strawberries, STRAWBERRIES!"
"Strawberries, chocolate, badger, snake, strawberries, STRAWBERRIES!"
- Ther's mind
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Lepuff: Are you a masochist, Ther? I mean you're eating those sweet chili crisps of yours.
Ther: Nah, I just enjoy the taste.
Lepuff: Wait. You know what masochist is?
Ther: Yeah, why?
Lepuff: who told you?
Ther: [insert name] told me
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⚠️Trigger warning⚠️
"I just don't know how to mask this up. I feel so horrible I can't breathe, I can't talk to anyone."
-Slytherin.
"I know it isn't healthy, but I just can't sleep... It's been 48 hours already."
-Ravenclaw.
"Why do I feel like dying every time I wake up..? Why do I keep wanting to hurt myself..?"
-Hufflepuff.
"How do I function normally when all I've ever known was pain? How do I stop living it again?"
-Gryffindor.
”SHUT UP, HUFFLEPUFF! CAFFEINE IS WORTH LIVING FOR!”
- Ravenclaw / Slytherin, to a concerned Hufflepuff, after their fifteenth cup of coffee.
Lepuff: omg stucky!
Slyrin: omg where?!
Lepuff: Here!
Slyrin: OMG!
Lepuff: STUCKY IS LIFE!!! WOOOOOOOO
Slyrin: OMG
Lepuff: OMG
Ther: What the fudge?
Dor: Who the hell is stucky?
"Then maybe you shouldn't encourage my behavior by bullying me!"
-Slytherin to a Gryffindor.