Slytherin-madness - Ther - Tumblr Blog

"Please save me, I don't want to hold up this mask anymore."

-Slytherin, most likely.

1st year S: Friends no matter the house?

1st year G: Of course!

1st year S: *Gets sorted into Slytherin*

1st year G: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!

"Then maybe you shouldn't encourage my behavior by bullying me!"

-Slytherin to a Gryffindor.

⚠️Trigger warning⚠️

"I just don't know how to mask this up. I feel so horrible I can't breathe, I can't talk to anyone."

-Slytherin.

"I know it isn't healthy, but I just can't sleep... It's been 48 hours already."

-Ravenclaw.

"Why do I feel like dying every time I wake up..? Why do I keep wanting to hurt myself..?"

-Hufflepuff.

"How do I function normally when all I've ever known was pain? How do I stop living it again?"

-Gryffindor.

"So what? It's not like I'm traumatised or anything.."

-Slytherin, lying about a traumatic event that happened to them.

Gryffindor: So uhh, how much did you sleep last night?

SlytherClaw: Nope.

Hufflepuff: When was the last time you slept?

SlytherClaw: I believe it was uhh.. Friday?

Gryffindor: Wait- tomorrow is Friday!

Hufflepuff: THAT WAS SEVEN DAYS AGO!

SlytherPuff: Hey, want rare material of me yelling at a child?

Ravenclaw: What-

SlytherPuff : I'm doing a play and my character yells at a child on it.

Gryffindor: Now this I have to see!

Me lol

Every time, man

”SHUT UP, HUFFLEPUFF! CAFFEINE IS WORTH LIVING FOR!”

- Ravenclaw / Slytherin, to a concerned Hufflepuff, after their fifteenth cup of coffee.

”WAIT WHAT?!?! A Gryffindor has a crush on me?!”

- Slytherin, probably

Ther: *loves chocolate and uses a lot of milk products*

Also ther: *is lactose intolerant*

[video description: a sped up 30 second clip of the 9th June 2019 protest in Hong Kong depicting thousands of protesters marching, eventually breaking past the police barrier and flooding out onto the roads]

1 MILLION IN HONG KONG PROTEST AGAINST THE CHINESE EXTRADITION PLAN

The protesters marched towards the legislature against the proposed the Chinese extraction plan, which would enable the chief executive and local courts to handle extradition requests without legislative oversight or prior agreements. There will be a final vote before the current legislative period ends in July. The government has said the law will allow it to close a legal “loophole.” But lawyers, journalists, foreign politicians and businesses have raised concerns over the risk of residents being extradited to the mainland.

source:

Hong Kong Free Press HKFP

Over a million attend Hong Kong demo against controversial extradition law, organisers say | Hong Kong Free Press HKFP

Over a million people have joined a mass protest against the Hong Kong government’s controversial extradition bill, according to organisers.

WHY THIS IS IMPORTANT

Short version: This plan allows the Chinese government to arrest Hong Kong citizens without going through any prior agreements, and is a huge threat to citizens’ freedom and personal safety

China is notorious for it’s censorship, silencing any dissenters to their authority (e.g. the house arrest of several activists, including Liao Yiwu, and the Causeway Bay Books kidnapping in 2015)

Since Hong Kong is a special legislative area, the city has a relatively higher freedom of speech compared to the rest of the country, and more recently, there have been demands for a higher level of democracy in Hong Kong - which, needless to say, is against the wishes of the Chinese government. With it’s track record, it’s not a stretch to think that once this plan is in place, any Hong Kong protesters who speak up against the Chinese government would be quietly detained and put under arrest in the Mainland.

This plan not only compromises Hong Kong’s autonomy, but is also an attempt from the Mainland to assimilate Hong Kong with the rest of the country, which is goes against the Hong Kong Basic Law, the “One Country, Two Systems” constitutional principle agreed on to keep Hong Kong a democracy, even violating human rights such as the Freedom of Speech, Expression, The Right to Public Assembly, etc.

This is just the SparkNotes version of the full state of events, but I didn’t want this this post to get any longer ^^; I’ll link some resources in the reblogs later

[image description: a photo of the aforementioned protest at night, with thousands of people marching on the roads of Admiralty district in Hong Kong]

HOW YOU CAN HELP

The protest is mostly over, but you can still help by signing this online petition calling for the White House to review the plan:

petitions.whitehouse.gov

Extradition Law Amendment in Hong Kong - Threat to Personal Safety and Freedom | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

I know this isn’t an optimal solution, and I’ll reblog with others when they arise, but for now, please sign this petition. Though Hong Kong isn’t a country - it’s a special legislative area - it’s still home to 7 million people. I almost never hear anyone talk about democracy issues about somewhere that isn’t the USA on this hellsite, so dammit, I’m making this post myself, because we deserve to be heard.

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION, REBLOG AND SHARE TO HELP US MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD, THANK YOU

[image descriptions: photos of the same subject as the one above, only in different locations along the protester route]

here’s to lesbians

here’s to gays

here’s to bisexual people

here’s to pansexual people

here’s to trans people

here’s to non binary people

here’s to asexual people

here’s to aromantic people

here’s to intersex people

here’s to demisexual people

here’s to demigirls and demiboys

here’s to demiromantic people

here’s to gender fluid people

here’s to polysexual people

here’s to lgbt+ people that are in the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are afraid to come out to their homophobic family and friends

here’s to lgbt+ people that are out of the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are still not sure what is their sexuality or what is their gender

there’s nothing wrong about you! you are all loved! you are all important! you are all beautiful! you all matter!

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈

via @rupikaurpoems

hermione: technically it should be called the quadwizard tournament now

harry: hermione, i love you, but that is the least of our problems

Ther: Shall we buy food?

Gryff: Yea!

Slyrin: F O O D

Lepuff: Oki

*20 later*

Ther: Cookies! Cinnamon buns!

Lepuff: Mint chocolate! Mint cookies! Mint everything!!!

Gryff: Piaaaach ice tea!

Slyrin: Swiss roll!!!!!!!!! F O O O O D!

Lepuff: omg stucky!

Slyrin: omg where?!

Lepuff: Here!

Slyrin: OMG!

Lepuff: STUCKY IS LIFE!!! WOOOOOOOO

Slyrin: OMG

Lepuff: OMG

Ther: What the fudge?

Dor: Who the hell is stucky?

"Strawberries, chocolate, badger, snake, strawberries, STRAWBERRIES!"

- Ther's mind

Someone: How'd you confess to someone?

Ther: Um.. I would give them chocolate, maybe roses or a necklace and a poem.

Gryff: A paper.

Rin: I'd just tell 'em.

Venclaw: Eh, I'd do something.

Dor: I dunno.

Lepuff: ...

Slyrin: N O.

Lepuff: Are you a masochist, Ther? I mean you're eating those sweet chili crisps of yours.

Ther: Nah, I just enjoy the taste.

Lepuff: Wait. You know what masochist is?

Ther: Yeah, why?

Lepuff: who told you?

Ther: [insert name] told me

Lepuff: Hold my tacos I'm gonna kill a b**ch.

Someone: What's Rin like?

Rin: B**** don't ask my parabatai about that sh**!

Ther: Um.. She's protective and loyal like Hufflepuffs but has a tendency to act more like a Slytherin.

Someone: What about Ther?

Lepuff: ExCuSe Me BiSh!

Rin: Ther is ambitious, cunning and witty like most Snakes but acts more like a puff. Don't you dare corrupt my sweet innocent schwester!

Gryff: Don't touch our innocent smol bean.

Slyrin: Or you'll regret..

Venclaw: Your own birth.

Dor: seriously tho, don't touch her or you've got at least 40 people after your head.

Lepuff: Any wishes for your funeral?

Someone: *pees their pants* r-right!

Ther: Guys what the fudge?!

"She's like a storm, even if she's calm it takes only a few seconds to get her mad."

- Ther describing Gryff

True that we all think about hufflepu-- Well at least I'm always thinking about snakes and badgers *laughs nervously*

Ravenclaw: So I used Legilimency on Slytherin's mind.

Gryffindor: And?

Ravenclaw: It was just a constant chain of "Hufflepuff" "Hufflepuff" "Hufflepuff" "Hufflepuff".

Both

Hey remember that one character in Harry Potter who came from an abusive family, who told him lies about his life and the world because they wanted to brainwash him so he would be put on the “right path”? And then was shoved into his “destiny” much too young and made to fight for a cause he knew very little about, and even forced to kill someone who had wronged his family even though he was still just a boy? Remember the trials he had to go through, and even though his friends were sometimes with him, he was pretty much alone? Remember how everyone hated him for a while and he felt like he was all alone in the world? Remember how he learned his father was not all that he seemed to be, but decided to love him anyway? Remember the teacher he looked to for guidance treating him like he didn’t need to know anything? Remember his mother who was willing to sacrifice everything, even die, just to protect him? Remember in the 7th book, the choice he made, blindly and willingly, because he wanted to protect his friends and family?

Now tell me, am I talking about Harry or Draco?