Made One For The Skeksis Simps As Well

Made one for the Skeksis simps as well 🖤

SkekSo: My first rule is that no one can veto my rules.

SkekShod: Well, that's called tyranny and that's generally frowned upon.

Mayrin: And... why did you three get arrested??

Rian: We don't know.

Brea: It's not like we did anything wrong.

Deet, sighing: We were stopped while traveling, and when the paladins said “papers”, Brea and Rian yelled “scissors” together and told me to run for it.

A Presentation For skekSil

SkekTek: Hello and welcome to my presentation on why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert: it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes.

SkekTek: But why are you shit? Were you raised this way or unfortunate circumstances to blame? No, you're just terrible.

SkekTek: Still confused? Of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up. Here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home: fuck you, go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Now this graph is really interesting. As you can see, it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is 100% of the population. That's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on, go do it now!

SkekTek: You may be asking, "does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words 'go fuck yourself' because every single being on the planet is worthwhile and a valuable member of society?" Ha! No! Go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: In conclusion, I want you to know that I don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're good and ultimately, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

Hup: If Skeksis wanna get Deet, gotta go through Hup!

Hup, seeing skekMal charge at him: Wow, Skeksis probably gonna go through Hup.